Comedy Central star Nathan Fielder asked his Twitter followers to text "got 2 grams for $40" and "sorry ignore...  http://fark.com/go/7718028 

Fark has gone WHITE in SUPPORT of SOPA/PIPA! Find out why: http://t.co/zJCaHQM9

Starbucks rolls out biggest drink size yet, the Trenta, which is Latin for "I really have to pee." http://fk.cm/go/5888145

FARK NEWSFLASH: Whitney Houston beats Bobby Brown to death http://t.co/AteJcDPc

It took 17 years and $4.5 billion to renovate the Pentagon, which took 17 months and $83 million to build. http://fk.cm/go/6319373

Holy crap, Zombo.com has gone dark. You know things are bad when you can't do ANYTHING at ZomboCom

Employment up 41%. I'm sorry, did I say employment? I meant Exxon's profits. http://t.co/guiIoBDE

1) Have massive amounts of sex with your teacher until she goes to prison. 2) Sue school district for $1 million. http://fk.cm/go/6193497

Comment from the Fark thread: "It just got worse. The boat says Carnival Lines on the side!"  http://www.fark.com/comments/7708724/83730845#c83730845 …

5.9 earthquake hits Washington, D.C. area. East Coasters panic; West Coasters laughing hysterically. http://t.co/3BxiwAj

RT @amaeryllis: "Man, if SOPA/PIPA pass, I'm definitely going to movie theaters a lot more," said no one.

Internal CIA memo warning employees to stop leaking info on the bin Laden raid to the press leaked to the press. http://fk.cm/go/6216571

NBA player Jason Collins comes out as gay, which makes him the third gay Wizard after Gandalf and Dumbledore  http://fark.com/go/7724118 

Boston Police confirm NYPost is full of crap  http://www.fark.com/comments/7701269 …

Casey Anthony's relatives insist they do not know where she is. Will probably report her missing after 31 days. http://fk.cm/go/6398376

Justin Bieber cancels concert because of low ticket sales, proves that Portugal may have the best taste in music  http://fark.com/go/7638080 

Both the most hilarious and depressing thing I've seen all day. People who don't get Wikipedia's blackout http://t.co/5Y06tcCT

Anonymous takes less than two hours to solve rape case for which authorities claim there wasn't sufficient evi...  http://fark.com/go/7697494 

Creator of Doritos dead at 97 of nachoral causes. http://t.co/e8BwgU49

The 12 most epic Fark threads ever http://t.co/RWlvaVP2 I'd put the Pickle Thread a bit higher personally