ImProud 2B American Where At Least IKnow Im Free&IWont Forget The Astronaut Who Went Across TheCountry In A Diaper To Kill Another Astronaut

CLUB IS CRAZY 2NIGHT. EVERY ACTION AND ALL CONCIEVABLE FORM SIMULTANEOUSLY COPRESENT UP IN DIS. ACTUALLY V. HARD TO COMPREHEND THE CLUB TBQH

Last time I hooped in Moore Gym I was guarding a dude with no socks on and he did a spin move and a smashed Mcdouble fell out his pocket.

what if real life is jail and the ones in jail are the free ones?? *jurors gasp, judge bangs gavel* im holding
u in contempt for scaring me

wassup babe, im the reason Pregnancy-info .net disabled video embedding on their forums, how abuot giving me a nice kiss

Ed Balls

Powerman 5000, Po Box 5000? So sick. Anyways, Dear Powerman I need your help...

Ru**ats in Paris

@mcnatey help

Look at all my cool tweets

Worst birthday

*puffs on pipe* *turns pipe around and points while stroking chin with other hand* *clears throat* Pussy Look Like Fold Up Piece Of Ham

Kudos to the clever cop who used laser pointer 2 lead my nude howling ass into his cruiser...

Damn DUDE, YOU Really Hate the GURUS

I'm looking for 3 Hyper Muscular Latino Grandads to come over and rattle some chains and frighten my large sons into going to bed early

do NOT, i repeat, do NOT remove my corpse from the club, ever.

We all agree, no one looks cool

The moon used to be cool but now its like a big floating piece of shit I fuckin hate it

i think they call you back for a second interview just to see if you own more than one shirt

BOSS TELLS ME I CAN KISS MY FERRETS AT WORK, BUT NO OPEN MOUTH. I PUNCH THE FLOOR SO HARD HIS SCREEN SAVER DEACTIVATES