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ImProud 2B American Where At Least IKnow Im Free&IWont Forget The Astronaut Who Went Across TheCountry In A Diaper To Kill Another Astronaut
CLUB IS CRAZY 2NIGHT. EVERY ACTION AND ALL CONCIEVABLE FORM SIMULTANEOUSLY COPRESENT UP IN DIS. ACTUALLY V. HARD TO COMPREHEND THE CLUB TBQH
Last time I hooped in Moore Gym I was guarding a dude with no socks on and he did a spin move and a smashed Mcdouble fell out his pocket.
what if real life is jail and the ones in jail are the free ones?? *jurors gasp, judge bangs gavel* im holding
u in contempt for scaring me
wassup babe, im the reason Pregnancy-info .net disabled video embedding on their forums, how abuot giving me a nice kiss
Powerman 5000, Po Box 5000? So sick. Anyways, Dear Powerman I need your help...
Ru**ats in Paris
Look at all my cool tweets
*puffs on pipe* *turns pipe around and points while stroking chin with other hand* *clears throat* Pussy Look Like Fold Up Piece Of Ham
Kudos to the clever cop who used laser pointer 2 lead my nude howling ass into his cruiser...
Damn DUDE, YOU Really Hate the GURUS
I'm looking for 3 Hyper Muscular Latino Grandads to come over and rattle some chains and frighten my large sons into going to bed early
do NOT, i repeat, do NOT remove my corpse from the club, ever.
We all agree, no one looks cool
The moon used to be cool but now its like a big floating piece of shit I fuckin hate it
i think they call you back for a second interview just to see if you own more than one shirt
BOSS TELLS ME I CAN KISS MY FERRETS AT WORK, BUT NO OPEN MOUTH. I PUNCH THE FLOOR SO HARD HIS SCREEN SAVER DEACTIVATES