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SHE was looking for love in all the wrong places. HE was mentally ill from doing too much irony online. The Notebook 2: Weird Notebook
mum is mad that she bought me a treadmill & i never use it. shes wrong; i put a burger on it just this morning and had it zoom into my mouth
if pigs could fly they'd probably be all fuuuck what the fuck
ImProud 2B American Where At Least IKnow Im Free&IWont Forget The Astronaut Who Went Across TheCountry In A Diaper To Kill Another Astronaut
CLUB IS CRAZY 2NIGHT. EVERY ACTION AND ALL CONCIEVABLE FORM SIMULTANEOUSLY COPRESENT UP IN DIS. ACTUALLY V. HARD TO COMPREHEND THE CLUB TBQH
Last time I hooped in Moore Gym I was guarding a dude with no socks on and he did a spin move and a smashed Mcdouble fell out his pocket.
what if real life is jail and the ones in jail are the free ones?? *jurors gasp, judge bangs gavel* im holding
u in contempt for scaring me
wassup babe, im the reason Pregnancy-info .net disabled video embedding on their forums, how abuot giving me a nice kiss
Powerman 5000, Po Box 5000? So sick. Anyways, Dear Powerman I need your help...
Ru**ats in Paris
Look at all my cool tweets
*puffs on pipe* *turns pipe around and points while stroking chin with other hand* *clears throat* Pussy Look Like Fold Up Piece Of Ham
Kudos to the clever cop who used laser pointer 2 lead my nude howling ass into his cruiser...
Damn DUDE, YOU Really Hate the GURUS
I'm looking for 3 Hyper Muscular Latino Grandads to come over and rattle some chains and frighten my large sons into going to bed early
do NOT, i repeat, do NOT remove my corpse from the club, ever.
We all agree, no one looks cool