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"How come there's no International *Men's* Day?" ← Someone is typing that right now and not getting hit by a falling piano, for some reason.
We seem to be under the misapprehension that we are going to somehow argue our way into love.
I don't know what the "best" red wine with Cheetos is, but this Robert Mondavi pinot noir is working fine.
Caught @lizzo last night at the @barrymorelive. Bought the album immediately. In-fucking-credible. GET IT, YOU JERKS: http://totallygrossnationalproduct.com/product/lizzobangers …
God, just had to set this woman straight on the proper definition of mansplaining.
I like to think we live in a time people will look back at and say "We were just starting to realize how broken we were, and how to fix it."
CAN YOU recycle paper envelopes when they have the little plastic windows for the addresses? This has been bugging me for years.
"The previous unit has failed," the Hive Mother croons. "Release blinks-183 and -184 into the Rift."
Awesome breakfast smoothie to start the day: black olives, radishes, collard greens, one whole pumpkin, shallots, pearl onion, rice, corn.
How great would it be if everybody was suddenly like "HELL NO" and stopped fighting on the internet and organized a series of daily picnics.
"Did you call our baby an idiot on Twitter?" —questions I will be asked in the near future
How about instead of just consensual sex, we aim for conscience-ual sex? That one's a freebie from me to you, PSA writers.
Trent Reznor's equally negative partner who always insists on going first: Trent Rezneither.
Writer, editor, @instoremag and @IsthmusTDP contributor, @blogginghugos author. Canadian poet laureate.