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Planning Their Drinking Schedule in the Morning
My wife is on Instagram and just said, “I only have 51 likes in 12 minutes.”
Saying "Release the Kraken"
Suddenly, becoming Pacer fans
Rooting Against Lebron
Dumping out a 32 ounce Gatorade bottle just to use it as a spitter
Having more guns in your house than all of Canada
That new Daft Punk is some good pussy eatin’ music.
Was smokin' tires, when some thick honey started hollerin'. Tossed her a puddin' cup, blew a kiss and yelled,"Trick or treat bitch. Merica."
Going online to look up rap lyrics they couldn't understand
Hey Boston remember that time you were winning 3-0 in game 7 after being up 3-0 in the series and still lost. Point being, it's not over.
Can't wait to have my picture taken pissing on the Westboro Baptist Church.
Houston 'LMFAO' Astros