Happy National Guacamole Day! Like Wholly Guacamole on Facebook and get a $2 coupon off your next purchase. http://j.mp/qmozRb

It's all fun and games until you meet the Reeses-stuffed Oreo.  http://j.mp/U34oaE 

How it's done, kids. RT @jm9musik: Im eating #Nutella straight from the jar with a spoon! #fatkid

Free bagel + shmear with drink purchase at Einstein's. Valid until 12/31: http://t.co/eYFkzb7m

Like Carrabba's? Get a free calamari app with purchase of an entree: bit.ly/oeNxoh #fatkid

Don't apologize for something that is oh-so right. RT @luis_hakkasanlv: I'm addicted to Earls and I'm not even sorry #fatkid

BREAKING NEWS: RT @alishuuhlalala: Cool whip has finally come out with its own frosting 😍 #fatkid

But we're all sad for you. #RIPlunch RT @thelaurfn: I forgot my lunch at home and I want to cry. Judge me, I don't care. #fatkid

#finally RT @thenuzzy: Fat guys, I'm going to open a fast food restaurant and name it "The Gym". You're welcome.

Some of us still are. RT @fourpointohh: <---- was a #fatkid (: lol

#fatkiddontcare RT @dzubursanel: sometimes i wish i was à #fatkid! Dont give à fuck about anything n just eat #cheseeburgers n drink shakes

How are we not on this?! Well, we agree we suck. The World's 7 Most Powerful Foodies: http://t.co/WMqdEUeV

How many pizza raps do you know? Here's one by @flyguys. Click, laugh, enjoy. http://t.co/uZEQ064j

Thanks for keeping count! Our favorite holiday. :) RT @summerr_85: Thanksgiving is only 24 days away! :D #foooood #iloveeating #fatkid

#violentfatkid RT @andresdavid: McRib wins. RT @nbcwashington Car crashes into McDonald's restaurant in Greenbelt MD http://t.co/LoWgm30O

PR for Marie Callender’s bombs when trying to trick foodie/mommy bloggers: http://j.mp/nCBtaV

If you're convinced McDonald's is a supermarket, you probably live in Russia. http://ow.ly/5EqJ8

Happy #fatkidfriday! RT @bronxzoohbadger: I'm just going to pretend that the baby squirrel I just ate didn't have a family. #NOMNOMNOM

@jaypainter Don't be sad! We are just happy you enjoy food. We're happy for you! :)

RT @jaypainter: Its my faavourite day of the week I cannot lie! Two for tuesdays at dominos. 2 large bbq based pizzas for me later! #fatkid