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Every time I hear about a cool movie coming out I brace myself for the disappointment of finding out Anne Hathaway is involved.
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One of the best things about Obama is that he cares enough about this nation to make sure we all hear beyonce sing the star spangled banner.
Men aren't funny
Daenerys is the Beyonce of Westeros.
my favorite thing is when somebody does something they think is really cute but its actually really creepy and makes me feel weird
As much as I pretend to hate, I wish I had the confidence of a man who raps loudly along with his iPod in public.
Three girls followed me today. They must be friends because they all work for something called "cumhard .com." They seem really nice.
I didn't do any black friday shopping but when my sister wakes up I'm gonna push her down and step on her head to get to the bathroom first.
Lmnop is really where the beat drops in the alphabet
People ask me where I get my confidence and I'm like "I listen to Katy Perry in the shower"
How can anyone argue that rape culture isn't a problem in this country when Johnny Bravo has yet to be arrested?
Ugh I'm so over having a job that doesn't involve smoking pot and napping all day.
whenever i think my life would have been better in an earlier time i remember i am hispanic and female so actually no
"Nah dog not raw dog" - real chill safe sex campaign
I just went ham on forever21's website and bought a groupon for a haircut so everybody get the fuck out of my way.
ER update: hooked up with an IV best hook up of my life now it is my boyfriend
It is my sincere hope that one day this twitter will make a stranger fall in love with me.