Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
#notetofemales do not fear the boy in the ladies room, for he is merely a lesbian who needs to pee.
STAY FUCKING SAFE BOSTON STAY FUCKING SMART
Livers gotta live. 🍻
This Radio Lab app, on the other hand, is fucking amazing.
And then the paper airplane went in the big huge glass tube that is three stories high. Can't make that shit up.
My cat just puked up a chunk of fake Christmas tree. Into my slippers. Why?
Occupy all streets.
If fantasy football were more like Lord of the Rings, I would be all about it.
Wicked Spahtacus! Gawds of the Areener!
Magical thinking is certainly a ridiculous beast, and yet for those of us who subscribe to it, of our own volition or otherwise, it matters.
I rap about video games, kittens, quidditch, ocd, math, and outer space. I tweet about a lot of other things, too.