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"Barking Bad." It's like "Breaking Bad," but with dogs. Lol. I am just kidding around online.
Took some beautiful pictures at the museum today but they made me give them back
I'm white but not "I have a father that loves me" white.
Never trust anyone wearing crocs...
On a scale of 9 to 10 how Gay does the extremely loud volume of this Taylor Swift song I'm playing in my car make me look?
If you love something set it free....
Then shoot it.
Sometimes the strongest women are the ones who love beyond all faults, cry behind all doors, and fight battles no one knows about
I've discovered the parenting pot of gold-
Threatening to turn off wifi gets shit done in under 60 seconds.
Why didn't I realise this b4
I have an idea, but we need balaclavas and cool names
If you haven't noticed that all these messaging apps like Whatsapp, BBM, Viber, etc. kinda ruin real-life relationships, you're oblivious.
I'm at my most classy eating breakfast at waffle house at 2:30 in the morning.
Maybe everyone is right and I am wasting my life playing video games.
I should be out committing ACTUAL crimes.
Thanks GTA V!
I like long, slow walks on the beach. and girls with brains. ~ Zombies
*thor getting ready to fight a bad guy*
*pulls out a screw driver*
*starts rummaging through a tool box*
My question to a former boyfriend:
How heavy of a sleeper do u have to be NOT to know I jacked it last nite while u slept in the same bed?
Your life is so much brighter when I'm around.
If your twitter crush is real she will send beer.
My daughter keeps playing the same song over & over again. I want to ask why, but then again I'm not sure I want to get involved.
we're taught racism is a deviance that takes effort, the opposite is true. it is the passively accepted default