Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Those 2 bags of silicone you have hanging off of your chest sure are attractive, luv
Made up Word of the Day:
I forgot how pretty you aren't
Glad I'm not paying the gas bill for that fucking Olympic flame,
Oh hang on a minute..
I'm a taxpayer... Cunts, turn it off
I'm fluent in fuck you.
Sometimes I wish there was a word stronger than love to express what I feel for you.
I think my liver is having a heart attack!
I'll call my male friends "babe" because I'll probably be fucking a woman later, so I can.
If your marriage is dead, don't stay for the sake of the kids. Be happy around the kids & they'll shine through better than the both of you.
I am in a mood today. Not sure if I want to fuck, fight or fuck shit up.
My Snuggie is sleeveless.
Dear new people on twitter, no we do not sleep.
Show me a truly happy person and I'll show you a person with a nightstand full of pill bottles.
If you're fat and in a gym someone is taking a picture of you and posting it on the internet right now. SAY CHEESE GORGONZOLA ASS.
Most problems can be solved with a rational and mature approach.
Failing that, setting fire to stuff works quite well too.
Not going to lie, it would make me happy
To see a few of you on the side of milk cartons
If you've never blasted Disney Channel hits while singing every single word as loud as possible w/your kiddos- step it the fuck up, parents.
Lawyer up baby!!
Always get it in writing!!
I've always wanted to be in a movie where I play myself. Videoing myself with my iPhone playing with myself will have to do.
I'm tired of the star fucking. I want dinner and a godamn movie.
I'm just an ordinary girl. A little older and no wiser. Like me or not i dont give a shit.