You know, I bet if niggas got a stipend for being gay, closet doors would be flying off the hinges all over America.

$300 jeans, and you smell like animal porn? Priorities all the way fucked up.

ZOMGWTF THERE IS A ROACH WALKING ACROSS THE WALL IN THIS HOTEL ROOM WITH A PAIR OF ZANOTTI PUMPS ON

Im gonna run away from home. The fact that I'm 24 and live alone is totally irrelevant.

http://t.co/gUHEN5WY

Good, Jim Jones could use the extra cash. RT @kidfury: Looking at gas prices....and bitch, I'm buying a mule.

*wakes up just to faint* RT @itsprincey: Bitch why are your titties doing a Mavis Beacon typing exercise?? @chrissibaxter

LMAO MySpace is for sale.

This just happened. I need an adult. "@coonloaf: HOLY SHIT RT @illerthanthou: @coonloaf pic.twitter.com/3mCibsmkyH"

*Calls D.A.R.E.* “@amandabynes: Hi!
 http://twitpic.com/c2ne51 ”

Was it called 'wigs n' wifi'? “@caresslepore: I just saw a weave and laptop shop. How does this combo work?”

I've gotten 17 'Last Chance To Get It By Christmas!!!' emails in the last 30 minutes. *puts phone in the freezer*

HAYBOY AH RELLEH WUNNUHSEE EF YEW CEN GO DUNTOWN WIDDUGERLIKEME HEYBOII AHRELLEHWANNABEWIYEW CUS YEWJESMATIPE OH NA NA NA NA!

MTV can't afford life insurance. “@bkbap: Why haven't they done a Real World: Marcy yet?”

People who argue on the phone must enjoy it. I will definitely press end when I'm done. Fuck having the last word, I'll have a nap instead.

Volkswagen. RT @vicious_z: Ich hoffe, ich habe eInen guten Tag

I'm mad that I'm a 25 year old man that still gets called "ma'am" on the phone…………

*Gets an attitude with @tumblr* WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU!!!

❒Single ❒Taken ✔ Lost in the parking lot at the mall. HALP!

Where do ya'll find these left behind ass children and their fucked up logic?