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‘He’s got a young spirit’ = immature
‘He’s very thorough, bless him’ = slow
If you're planning to commit any major crimes in the future please refrain from retweeting me beforehand.
“Some people have passed away, but their character has kept them alive. Others are alive, but their character has killed them” Ash-Shafi’ee
Spanish for wife - "esposa"
Spanish for handcuffs - "esposas"
Well played, Spanish
Shit, I gotta tweet something that's not an @ message quick, or all the cool kids will hate me
I need a career involving less interaction and more pizza.
I've narrowed it down to:
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
I think you might be suffering from Multiple PersonalAvi Disorder.
Portsmouth 2-0 Barcelona
Sometimes I consider protecting my tweets, but life is hard and they should learn to stand up for themselves.