@wale 2pac - fluency, vocabulary, flow, swagger, ability, insight . . . relevancy; it's 2011 and i'm still listening. I think that's it.

I am still awake because I have to prove to myself every night and subsequent morning that I am a moron

I want to know about the commonest drive-thru bottlenecks. Do people do add-on orders? Are there psychopaths out there who speak slowly?

@zoeythegreat I feel like this night has been very revelatory

I am craving ten twinkles

who invented cabbage?

Someone will be like, I have killer migraines, and I'll usually ask if they are able to work with them or not. then look skyward and run

that is too much heroin. everything in moderation.

batman premiere tonight. not seeing it tonight but just like the thought of it

a nice stock photo or two of pharmaceuticals makes your website about medicine legit

@basedandy in a way it makes sense. they've expanded so rapidly, and it just might have to do with the taste that they're offering

Starbucks is giving their new free energy drink tomorrow. Very strong drug-dealing tactics. http://t.co/5jDjNIWZ

I've just seen Mohamed Morsi's beard for the first time. I'll remember this date

Disturbing: 4th day of summer. Ice cream truck rolls by w/ its world-renowned creepy music. The song is "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"

when I hear reports of this year's mild winter I think of a lot of people dying next winter because they forgot about hypothermia

someone told me Whitney Houston is dead twitter plz verify

@reversejam all the ones who get drunk are the ones with money and are the ones going back home to drink all thanksgiving weekend

The tip line on the receipt when im getting carryout gives me inappropriate amounts of guilt

Sometimes people listen to bad music. It's their right. It's your right to take out a gun and disable their radio with your entire clip. HTH

i was just scrolling through a friend's graduation pics, and WTF, white before memorial day?