Sidney Crosby 18pts in his last 19 periods. Not games. Periods.

A Leafs trainer walks into a quiet hospital room. Grabovski isn't moving. "Mikhail... the Habs" He tears out IVs, is already wearing skates.

It’s your sworn duty as a Toronto resident to make sure the Bruins don’t sleep tonight.

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Colton Orr has more points than Colby Armstrong. #lolhabs

LOOK AT THESE BEER LEAGUE JERSEYS HOLY SHIT pic.twitter.com/M9ZqyCEB3x

I JUST THREW MY COUCH OFF THE FUCKING BALCONY WOOOOO

Crosby up to 20pts in his last 20 periods.

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Do you know a girl who'd like to try out hockey for free in San Jose, CA? Equipment and coaching provided! pic.twitter.com/oPUB03zt

Hey @mapleleafs big fan @kylehay21 got staples in his face after getting beaten up at the game last night. Should hook him up with tix.

Jack Edwards just accused Matt Cooke of “assassinating” Marc Savard and compared him to Sirhan Sirhan on air.

Here’s a simple plan: dress 1 (one) of Orr/McLaren and get Frattin in. Get Kostka out and bring in Gardiner. Don’t play Grabovski on the 4th

This is what it feels like to be a Bruins fan: score a ton of goals, get a shutout, viciously pummel and mock the other team.

Are you Canadian? Here’s the Fast and Furious 6 trailer in HD:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozG6KQftTmc …

2:1 odds that Leo Komarov will put live bees in his playoff beard; not to intimidate but because he likes their companionship.

Best part? If you think Leafs fans are bad already wait for the bandwagoners to show up. #PLAYOFFS

As soon as Gardiner gets the puck in our end I feel safe and warm and cozy.

Easy part about being a Leafs fan right now? The finality: we finally make the playoffs again or we learn once and for all God hates us.

You already did. RT @jb_canadiens: Grabovski is a cry baby and bites people, I'd trade him for a bag of pucks if he was on my team.