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  • femin9
      Lisa K @femin9

    Angelina & Brad called their biological daughter Shiloh. I think we should all pray that little Shiloh Pitt is not dyslexic

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    RealJinjaNinjaGinGanderPissinBits________CookieClowryTheIronSherkblackyboobooOnlyFastEddiedoccy_style______
    FuzzyPimpleHrBryKevinDeanGanderMaui_SpeaksUGotMeRightStevensLeavingsthatstingstheheathheadJayTheOkay
  • femin9
      Lisa K @femin9

    Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

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    KITTENSTARE______NoTime_toThink
  • femin9
      Lisa K @femin9

    The adult store called apparently I can't buy the big red vibrator displayed on their wall because its their fire extinguisher

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    HoneyBaaBaaiamangelinaxoxoRealJinjaNinjacigarin20_LilTragediesBackpackerBooieall_about_todayDuderotimy1
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    RomoForTheWin____ticknadaMyHairyLife______Barely_hinged
  • femin9
      Lisa K @femin9

    Dad: Babies are made when the man puts his penis inside the woman to make her pregnant
    Kid: So when does he get his penis back
    Dad: Never

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  • femin9
      Lisa K @femin9

    What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room?
    100 people that don't do dick

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    iamangelinaxoxoRealJinjaNinjaloca_cat_ladyBackpackerBooieMrTallPaul1TheAlexNevileggotisticCountMackula
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    PeaceInTruth1letsdancebitchsllvvzzRealJimmySnow____
  • femin9
      Lisa K @femin9

    Life Tip: Autocorrect doesnt recognize tsunami so if anyone sends you a text that says Mao Tse Tung get the fuck away from the ocean

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  • femin9
      Lisa K @femin9

    I've had so many Brazilian waxes, my vagina speaks fluent Portuguese

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    sarcazm2
  • femin9
      Lisa K @femin9

    In the Czech Republic abortions are known as cancelled Czechs

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    TheAlexNevileggotisticTheIronSherkhamspamtymaamCourageDRDONTJIMMYMEJULZThe_Andy_DrewSpartacunt
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    TheAlexNevilkylboudreauKRussellTX82OnlyFastEddieReeMURDAzadesadekAngrytrashman____defnotscott
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  • femin9
      Lisa K @femin9

    Checked into a hotel with the kids & asked the desk clerk if the porn channel was disabled. No u perverted cow she replied its regular porn

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    HoneyBaaBaaiamangelinaxoxoRealJinjaNinjaningeechopjjmick45BlueboggirlBackpackerBooiechrbis
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    iTomFoolerysweetboudica______
  • femin9
      Lisa K @femin9

    Wife: I'm leaving you because prostitutes get paid $1000 an hour for doing what I do for free
    Hubs: I wanna see you survive on $2000 a year

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    TheAlexNevileggotisticLadyTaTa__________CountMackulaDoyle_McLainTheIronSherkDONTJIMMYMEJULZMagoosback
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    TheAlexNevilCountMackulatweet_Favorisdub2001delucareMikeR1ch____LoliToasterclindsaysway
    MasterOfFuryFunnyInMyHead
  • femin9
      Lisa K @femin9

    If I ever opened a bar I'd call it Amy's Winehouse

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    TheAlexNevileggotistichamspamtymaamCourageDRDONTJIMMYMEJULZincognytoeicehead13JustUnstableMe
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  • femin9
      Lisa K @femin9

    Guys during sex if your eyes start to tear your nose runs and u cant breathe chances are you're having a bad reaction to the pepper spray

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    TheAlexNevileggotisticTheIronSherkDONTJIMMYMEJULZMrNickJCcrunchenhancedEvilPandaXChristianPlante
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    mikerhoadsThat_Damn_Duck
  • femin9
      Lisa K @femin9

    School Books ~ $50
    Mosquito Net ~ $25
    Starving Child in Africa ~ Riceless

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    YearOfRat
  • femin9
      Lisa K @femin9

    Kris Humphries admits that Kim Kardashian was more like a condom than a wife. Apparently she spent more time in his wallet than on his dick

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  • femin9
      Lisa K @femin9

    I remember the end of the world like it was yesterday

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  • femin9
      Lisa K @femin9

    Tampons should come with precautionary messages like "PUT DOWN THAT GUN" "THATS ENOUGH CHOCOLATE" "& "TAKE THAT FUCKING PILLOW OFF HIS FACE

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  • femin9
      Lisa K @femin9

    Guy to Girl: You remind me of my baby toe


    Girl: Cos I'm cute?



    Guy: Nope its cos I'm gonna end up banging u on the coffee table

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    Jnmo48____________
  • femin9
      Lisa K @femin9

    FBI have discovered how to weave Taliban prayer mats out of plastic explosives. They say prophets are going through the roof

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  • femin9
      Lisa K @femin9

    Here's one for Beliebers and Non Beliebers pic.twitter.com/Ow9APdmk

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  • femin9
      Lisa K @femin9

    Warning: if a UFO lands in your garden and little green people emerge shouting 'fuck you' earth has been invaded by extra tourettestrials

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