areyoufuckingkiddingme he's going to lecture until the end of class. I have important things to do! like eat and screw and sleep

............. RT @theliluminati: I.V.Y = Illuminati's Very Youngest. B.L.U.E = Blessed Life Under Enlightenment. ▲ Heil Ivy Blue Carter

Why don't people understand that IT IS OK TO BE SKINNY. Why do you make people feel bad for the way their bodies and metabolisms work??

Damn. @myspacetom is one bad motherfucker. Putting the middle class in their place, one proletariat at a time.  http://twitpic.com/bnjpoh 

I'm getting a foot tat next! Who wants to come w? I'm a little worried about the pain. I love pain, but the area's all thin skin and bone...

It's not my birthday anymore. I'm not special anymore.

Guys can tell me they like girls with all their clothes on once they stop fapping to porn stars with fake boobs getting DP'd

Too many slashes in your Instagram bio, pick a damn career

Working at home at midnight on a Friday night because I'm really boring

Next up: Marc by Jacobs by Marc Jacobs for Marc by Marc Jacobs in collaboration with Marc Jacobs for Marc Jacobs

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.

Confucius

Is this real life? RT @shithappensdre: SWAG - Seriously Worshipping Almighty God.

@2cunt4u omfg you retweeted that. YOU ARE RUDE

Keep your friends close and your enemies fat.

I purposely sit next to the broken chair and put my bag on the chair on my other side so nobody will sit next to me.

When I stir in bed just enough to wake us, he tells me, in his half-awake state, that he's madly in love with me and drifts back to sleep.

I kill people with kindness. I named my rifle Kindness.

Life was better as a cat.

Wear my thighs as earmuffs.

You know those REALLY ugly dykes? That's what girls look like without makeup. Think about it.