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areyoufuckingkiddingme he's going to lecture until the end of class. I have important things to do! like eat and screw and sleep
Why don't people understand that IT IS OK TO BE SKINNY. Why do you make people feel bad for the way their bodies and metabolisms work??
I'm getting a foot tat next! Who wants to come w? I'm a little worried about the pain. I love pain, but the area's all thin skin and bone...
It's not my birthday anymore. I'm not special anymore.
Guys can tell me they like girls with all their clothes on once they stop fapping to porn stars with fake boobs getting DP'd
Too many slashes in your Instagram bio, pick a damn career
Working at home at midnight on a Friday night because I'm really boring
Next up: Marc by Jacobs by Marc Jacobs for Marc by Marc Jacobs in collaboration with Marc Jacobs for Marc Jacobs
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.
Keep your friends close and your enemies fat.
I purposely sit next to the broken chair and put my bag on the chair on my other side so nobody will sit next to me.
When I stir in bed just enough to wake us, he tells me, in his half-awake state, that he's madly in love with me and drifts back to sleep.
I kill people with kindness. I named my rifle Kindness.
Life was better as a cat.
Wear my thighs as earmuffs.
You know those REALLY ugly dykes? That's what girls look like without makeup. Think about it.
I am a gay black man trapped in an asian girl's body. http://instagram.com/feralcreature