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25 notifications later,I regret ever hitting 'like' on your facebook status..
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I still need to clean the bathroom and sweep the floors and then I can get back to playing with my jewels.
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Release frustration wisely: Have angry sex.
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It ain't easy being out of green.
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Ive only slept with #oneofmyfollowers
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I have mistletoe I haven't hung yet.. Where should I put it.. Wait! Don't answer that.
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Its all been tweeted before.
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Bloody paw prints all through the house. Its like a morbid version of Blue's Clues.
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Who says wine doesn't go with fried chicken?!
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Once I hit 30 I'm going to stay there. No way I'm going up and over that damn hill.
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I just dropped my phone in the dogs water dish.. I really needed to make a phone call. FML.
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Sending pictures of your cock via email is so 90's. If I want to see your cock I'll come over and pull it out of your goddamn pants myself.
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Men start being pigs early, huh?
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#oneofmyfollowers overcompensates due to little man syndrome.
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I try not to be one of those people who act like the world is coming to an end when they get sick but this is the WORST FLU EVER!
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I just obliterated an army of dust bunnies. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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The husband just took a bottle of whiskey and a 2 liter of coke out his truck with him to talk on the CB radio. #rednecktwitter
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I did not marry a redneck. I did not marry a redneck. I did not marry a redneck.
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I think its time for Mariah to retire.. No one wants to hear your high pitch whispering anymore.
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New avatar.. Don't be alarmed.
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