He jumps when he wants, he jumps when he waaaaaaaaants, Felix Baumgartner, he jumps when he wants.

@footyaccums Sweet chin music.

When Redknapp took over QPR, they were 20th, 6 points from safety. Since then, he has spent £23M...they are now 20th, 7 points from safety.

#markhugheslacksambition http://t.co/kqRuo6gM

Joey Barton. An Idiot Abroad.

15ft of truth. #ffc #qpr  http://twitpic.com/be1jck 

As he's now the greatest diver ever and performs superbly when there's no atmosphere, QPR have made a £47m bid for Felix Baumgartner.

BREAKING NEWS: Andy Johnson out for the season after breaking a wrist and sustaining a serious papercut signing his QPR contract.

Tulisa sexiest woman? In other news, Fritzl best dad, Kony best role model, and Andy Carroll top goalscorer.

Darren Bent to Liverpool? Luis Suarez is alleged to be unhappy about one of 'those people' coming and 'taking our jobs'.

Jess Ennis, clear winner of SPILF.

ALT LINK: http://t.co/JLhN6Lnd #Fulham fans, Roy Hodgson's best #FFC moments. Please RT as YouTube link is down.

#Fulham fans - Roy Hodgson's best #FFC moments. http://t.co/wg09D2oY Please watch and RT!

Luis Suarez. #chomp pic.twitter.com/LoznsnMPCs

Fulham’s away support classifies under ‘quality not quantity’.

Even the TV is laughing at #QPR and their fixtures…  http://twitpic.com/bh0tsj 

Oi, Arsenal, only 1 London team are good enough to overturn a 4 goal deficit against Italian opposition. #WeAreFulhamFFC

Andy Murray, winner of Sports Lack Of Personality Of The Year.

We won it one time, we won it one tiiiiiiiiime, the Dr Pepper Dallas Cup, we won it one time! #FFC @fulhamfc

Sascha Riether, best RB in the Prem.