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DON'T LOOK AT ME IN THAT TONE OF VOICE!
WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL THE MEXICAN RESTAURANTS CLOSED TODAY BUT OPEN ON CINCO DE MAYO? MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE!
Eventually, you just get really tired of making up excuses for everyone and move on.
At this McDonalds, it's actually a requirement for hire to have poor hygiene. Owning a brush of any kind is subject for termination.
I don't understand why people continually torture themselves by staying in shitty relationships. It baffles me, really.
I just want everyone to know, I did not act like i forgot about Dre.
I dig my toes into the sand, the ocean looks like a thousand diamonds strewn across a blue blanket.
YAY FOR FALLOPIAN TUBES!!!!
I got another racist email from church, "Happy Holidays! Remeber to buy American presents instead of dirty Jap imports or we'll kill you!"
Just got a text from my grandmother in letter format. Oh dear.
When the people in line for the haunted house are scarier than the people working it...
Too hot to wear make up today.
Our cabbie said he takes credit, debit, cash, or food stamps. I said "what about first born children?"
Random...but: Were we all high when we came up with our aim screen names? Ex..'krzyrubrducky' WTH???
My phone just auto corrected "kissing" to "loading" in a message to my mom, I think I'll go die now.
I will retain a part time job at Starbuck's until I master the barista ways then quit, open my own shop call it Notchargingalotabucks! BAM.
GIVE ME MY LATTE AND NOBODY GETS HURT.
Firefighter lady, nursing student, ER tech. Avid chapstick misplacer. @Jedibuzz_33's lady friend. My other interests include drinking wine and judging people.