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Don't allow your life and thoughts to revolve only around what has been. #justsayin'
I should have learned a trade, at least I'd know what kind of work I'm out of.
The Standard is Poor.
'We're here to take your pornography and sodomize our vast imaginations.'
So yeah, cigarettes alcohol sleep-deprivation and coffee don't cure colds AT ALL. You guys suck at health care.
What is 'The Secret'? - Pretend that you already achieved it. Then sell it.
The truth is analog - not digital.
You can't even get a job at the University of Phoenix with a degree from the University of Phoenix.
Mariah had better hurry up and have that baby before Angelina files adoption papers.
.. Will you be able to hold me up if I add my legs to this hug?
I pulled my groin after I saw you... for like 20 minutes.
..subscriptions!? I thought you said, 'prescriptions'. Get the hell off my porch.
More people should choose to be circus performers.
I bet Sheena is still a punk rocker.
I could make a full, blonde'ish (slightly smelly) toupee a day with the amount of hair this dog sheds. -Also, *Blonde Toupee's Now For Sale*
I feel like getting liquored up and burning something down most days .. it's nice to have a socially acceptable excuse.
If you can see you breath this morning...you just need to brush your teeth.
The only reason I want an English degree .. is so the eventual insane manifesto I scribble in feces on a madhouse wall is eloquently worded.
I can't Sbelieve Sbarro filed Sbankruptcy..
Well. You tried. #3wordsaftersex
i listen read write and watch the cartoons .. mostly