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Well, at least my taxes will be lower in the forthcoming post-apocalyptic hellscape.
Maybe it's just me, but this is a pretty weird episode of Doctor Who #london2012
Was Jesus really born of a virgin? Or was he, like me, just really unwilling to imagine that his parents ever had sex?
I used to be an egalitarian, but then someone pointed out that it was both unkind and unhealthy to live on an all-eagle diet.
What a beautiful world in which we live, so filled with wonder and magic. OK, now back to downloading grandma fetish porn.
Finally combining my dream of being a troubadour with my dream of being a stevedore. I now load cargo ships while I play my lute.
Pear, pare and pair are all homophones, but apparently 1-900-HOT-STUD isn't.
When life gives you Richard Ayos, make Richard Ayoade.
Don't just stand there, man, Pope something!
It's amazing when you can still use technology from an previous age. Like a vintage fountain pen from the 20s or my 2 year-old iPod Touch.
Well I guess Clint Eastwood's just screwed himself out of the lead in that remake of "Harvey".
My heart goes out to people on a transplant waiting list. Hopefully, only after I'm legally dead.
I feel so full of life! Which probably confirms my doctor's diagnosis that I'm infected with parasitic worms.
Woke up this morning to find people cheering about a right-wing ideologue's death. Disgusting. You people leave poor Davy Jones alone!
A Lannister always seeds his torrents.
Young(ish), gifted(ish), talented(ish). I'm a lot of ishes.