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The DMV was designed to provide jobs for women with disgustingly long nails.
Carnivorous freegan hits the mother lode in hospital dumpster
Had to register my jimmy legs as a weapon.
I'm saving a fart for your pop-up shop.
Superman dat hoagie
Every toddler woke up an hour early today because they're dumb.
Real bitches spring forward, fake hoes fall back.
Olive Garden announces their new Unlimited Soup, Fingerless Gloves, and Bags of Plastic Bags Lunch Deal.
More like International Vodka Day, am I right ladies? *clutches dying liver*
Our dog started humping a woman's leg so I whistled and he came.
Everyone should carry pot in case they encounter a sick person, or some hard-to-reach teens.
Each year on International Women's Eve, Dr. Oz sneaks into our Email boxes to leave fat burning secrets that really work!
Boyz II Menendez
Management tip: Hold a mandatory potluck every day.
Does this CPAP machine make me look too fat to sleep?
Toy maker recalls Baby's First Throat Cork