Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Pull out or I'll give you a son.
Ask a friend to babysit, then start referring to them as "the help".
I'm a good judge of cock.
The FCC requires all local news sites to look like shit.
Diaper boxes are great for storing all the things you'll never have time for again.
Walk up to the club like: "Where's your Lost And Found? My friend left a placenta here last week."
I bet the worst thing about cancer is how everyone just expects you to fight it.
That fart bowls in a league.
Damn my big beautiful labes.
High in saturated farts.
Walk up to the club like "Is there someplace I can dump my shitty underwear?"
The afterlife sounds like a pain in the ass.
Finally found the Groupon offer that's gonna turn my life around.
The best home security is a scary old person.
I eat Veggie Stix for the fartz.
Home of the dry blowjob.