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Does this pussy smell busted to you?
R u there God? It's me, Sugartits.
I used your family's Christmas newsletter to line my gimp cage.
Serial podcast spoiler: You lost interest 3 episodes ago.
North Korea hacked the ball out of my Grandma's computer mouse and won't give it back unless she loans me fifty bucks.
Facesitting after a few Fiber One bars.
"I'm already done with my Christmas shopping!" - Basic bitches
If you like my cold sore you should see my hot sore.
Start crapping in those stockings now so they'll be full by Christmas morning.
I'm constipated in the streets, but incontinent in the sheets.
Diet tip: Eat a head of iceberg lettuce before every meal,
Did you know? Joe Biden can wrap his cock around the White House three times.
Serial Podcast spoiler: The outcome won't affect your life in any way.