Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I buy cigarettes at the deli because they'll cut the filters off for you.
You're never more than 100 yards from some guy pissing all over a toilet seat.
Gillian Anderson chokes down another lukewarm kombucha.
Doomsday tip: Stock up on barbecue sauce, you'll be eating mostly charred bodies.
That fart comes with two sides and a fountain drink.
Krogering with my ass out.
Raising a child is easy once they figure out the Roku controls.
Positivity is a major turn-off.
I'm a member of the CVS Beauty Club thank you very much.
So far the highlight of my Summer was the dead squirrel in our kiddie pool.
3-year-old deletes her 4-year-old Facebook account, citing privacy concerns.
I once rode in a taxi that didn't stink and it was terrifying.
Colorado: Where At Least There's Weed
FOX News Poll: Are American Voters Finally Ready To Shove President Hillary Clinton Up Our Conservative Asses?
Fool just broke his neck trying to look away from me so fast.
If you had to eat one person's face, how would you sneak up on Andie MacDowell?
Unfollowing stupid people makes me poop.
Yahoo confesses that all of its users are lame stepmoms