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Tofurky tip: Cook it inside a turkey
That fart was so awful that my kids don't think farts are funny anymore.
Today's Groupon: Parkour vaping lessons
Not to brag but I've been offered early access to Black Friday deals.
Got a 1-week suspension from Curves for shittin' on bitches.
Marriage tip: Never go to bed angry. Try being scared, anxious, or miserable instead.
Can't believe they're already playing Christmas music in Gitmo
That fart burned a hole through my heating pad.
The skidmark matches the drapes.
Deliver us from squeakquels
I shall heal the Internet with my flat saggy ass.
I got this cold sore from a Scion airbag.
Bitches don't know bout my Walmart Savings Catcher
Three men died oiling Kim's crazy ass. Show some respect.
Took a private selfie of my womanhood and the NSA filed a complaint with me directly.
you shall not covet your neighbor's bae