Twitter makes me laugh most of the time. At least I know I'm not the only fucked up person in the universe. :)

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

~Albert Einstein

“The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time.”

~Friedrich Nietzsche

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.

-Oscar Wilde

“If you think you know what the hell is going on, you're probably full of shit.”

~Robert Anton Wilson

“We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.”

~Chuck Palahniuk

Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.

~Leonardo da Vinci

“There is something in October sets the gypsy blood astir, We must rise and follow her;

We see things only as we are constructed to see them, and can gain no idea of their absolute nature."

~Lovecraft

Someone spraypainted "BALLS" really huge at the end of my road on the pavement. Why didn't I think of this?

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

“The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.”

~ Eden Phillpotts

When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth.

~Jess C. Scott

Pretend inferiority and encourage his arrogance.

~Sun Tzu

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who, in times of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.

-Dante Alighieri

Touch of Grey ~ Grateful Dead http://t.co/omXQNwvs

The universe is made of stories, not of atoms.

~Muriel Rukeyser

"A friend who is far away is sometimes much nearer than one who is at hand."

~Kahlil Gibran

I held my breath & closed my eyes as Old Earth infused me with perfume of sandalwood and oak moss, & I saw the most beautiful things.

"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."

~Jiddu Krishnamurti