Why did I decide to like all these annoying facebook groups a year ago. #firstworldpains

My iMessage isn't working, so I have to send an ugly green text message.

My GPS broke so I had to read street signs like I'm fucking Columbus or something. #firstworldpains

There's no more Harry Potter. #firstworldpains

I wanna unfollow you cause your tweets are annoying but its awkward cause we're friends. #firstworldpains

Cookie dough tastes better than cookies. #firstworldpains

Wish I was famous & going to the #hungergames premiere tonight. #firstworldpains

I can't find any of my 6 chapsticks. #firstworldpains

Sometimes I wish I could kick someone down a black hole and yell "THIS IS SPARTA!!" without being judged by my actions #firstworldpains

That awkward moment when you check the price tag and then sadly walk away. #firstworldpains

I ran out of skips on Pandora. #firstworldpains

My feet are hot but they'll be eaten by monsters if I stick them out of my blanket. #firstworldpain

I hate listening to voicemails just so the little icon on my phone will go away. #firstworldpains

I want my phone to be secured but hate putting in the passcode so many times a day. #firstworldpains

My celebrity crush hasn't realized that I'm their soul mate. #firstworldpains

I still have an iPhone 4.

I flipped my hair and no one got overwhelmed. #firstworldpains

I seriously have 20 people playing me in Draw Something. I'm stressed. #firstworldpain

Time to start shaving my legs now that's it's spring time. #firstworldpain

Megavideo said I watched 72mins of video and needed to wait. #firstworldpains