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Why did I decide to like all these annoying facebook groups a year ago. #firstworldpains
My iMessage isn't working, so I have to send an ugly green text message.
My GPS broke so I had to read street signs like I'm fucking Columbus or something. #firstworldpains
There's no more Harry Potter. #firstworldpains
I wanna unfollow you cause your tweets are annoying but its awkward cause we're friends. #firstworldpains
Cookie dough tastes better than cookies. #firstworldpains
Wish I was famous & going to the #hungergames premiere tonight. #firstworldpains
I can't find any of my 6 chapsticks. #firstworldpains
Sometimes I wish I could kick someone down a black hole and yell "THIS IS SPARTA!!" without being judged by my actions #firstworldpains
That awkward moment when you check the price tag and then sadly walk away. #firstworldpains
I ran out of skips on Pandora. #firstworldpains
My feet are hot but they'll be eaten by monsters if I stick them out of my blanket. #firstworldpain
I hate listening to voicemails just so the little icon on my phone will go away. #firstworldpains
I want my phone to be secured but hate putting in the passcode so many times a day. #firstworldpains
My celebrity crush hasn't realized that I'm their soul mate. #firstworldpains
I still have an iPhone 4.
I flipped my hair and no one got overwhelmed. #firstworldpains
I seriously have 20 people playing me in Draw Something. I'm stressed. #firstworldpain
I want to write an online bio, but I can't think of anything.