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I think the next Survivor TV show should be on Christmas island. And the winner gets citizenship. #win
Just found out the hard way that Pants off Friday breaches company policy.
Forgetting the past is not easy #Surprisebuttsex
I've waited 4 years of this day. #LeapDay
Do you ever wake up in the morning feeling like an avocado?
Sometimes I pretend to be blind so I can use the disabled toilet. Only so I can stretch my legs.
That awkward moment you high five a midget but he can't reach your hand.
What's with the heat, Perth!
Oh so now I'm too old to sit on Santa's lap? Pfft!
Happy Fathers Day to all dads with wanted or unwanted kids.