Ever since the Adult shop started stocking Justin Bieber blow up dolls, @sach33 has been "too busy" to catch up for a pint.

I think the next Survivor TV show should be on Christmas island. And the winner gets citizenship. #win

@sach33 is this how your mother came up with your name? http://yfrog.com/n02lkbj

Has anyone one seen @sach33 ?? I think he's been captured by butt sexing hobos

redbull's photo #givesyouwings http://t.co/qTGwzmUh

Just found out the hard way that Pants off Friday breaches company policy.

Forgetting the past is not easy #Surprisebuttsex

I've waited 4 years of this day. #LeapDay

Sometimes it's the little things in life that matter. Like little @sach33

Do you ever wake up in the morning feeling like an avocado?

Every time @genghis_dong retweets me I feel like a midget farted a rainbow at me. So colourful.

Sometimes I pretend to be blind so I can use the disabled toilet. Only so I can stretch my legs.

That awkward moment you high five a midget but he can't reach your hand.

What's with the heat, Perth!

I'm at Tram 2106 (Melbourne) http://t.co/tKuhnUrT

I'm at Mandeep's centre for Paji Affairs http://t.co/Ep8XvkeN

Oh so now I'm too old to sit on Santa's lap? Pfft!

@sach33 look what I found in Joondalup! http://t.co/VEzS4vhO

@sach33 http://t.co/D1Uf9wD1

Happy Fathers Day to all dads with wanted or unwanted kids.