OH: "There is no "I" in "Team", but there are four in "Platitude-Quoting Idiot."

OH: "I heard there is a new drink called #Sandy, apparently it is a watered down Manhattan." via @jeremiahlee

A Higgs-Boson walks into a church. The priest says, "We don't allow your kind in here." The HB asks, "But without me how can you have mass?"

Just now I saw a display for dairy-free, whey-free, gluten-free Ice Cream @wholefoods Shouldn't they just call it Ice?

OH: "What's the difference between a fertilized egg, a corporation & a woman? One of them isn't considered a person in Oklahoma."

OH: "Life is too short to remove a USB safely."

OH: "As a young child my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out the police call this “Identity Theft.”

OH: "When I see a bruised apple at the market, I give it a soft hug and whisper, "Who did this to you?"

RT @seldo The all-glass Apple store in NYC couldn't just board itself up tackily: http://t.co/9YcYLBX #irene

OH: "She's one bad relationship away from having 30 cats."

Occupy Mordor. Because one ring should not be allowed to rule them all. #ows

"It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are." ~ e. e. cummings

Google Acquires Restaurant Review Publisher Zagat http://t.co/NrW6uGc via @rww #food #wine

Do you want to find out how easy it is to turn a Webpage into a Mobile App? Take a look http://awe.sm/18RSo @phonegap @sonyericssonna #W2E

Smart move! "Adobe abandons its Creative Suite entirely to focus on Creative Cloud"  http://awe.sm/s0pnR  @thenextweb

Why are so many Bostonians telling Arkansas State Senator @natebell4ar he's an idiot  http://awe.sm/eE9kr  via @bostondotcom

OH: "I don't have a short temper, I just respond rapidly to stupidity."

OH: "Dyslexia for cure found."

A Higgs-Boson walks into a church. The priest says, "We don't allow your kind in here." The HB asks, "But without me how can you have mass?"

“The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age." ~ Aldous Huxley