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The most romantic thing a cynic can say to you: "you've made me even more unfit for anyone else."
OK, don't know which is harder, giving birth or finishing this website.
if your xmas tree is still up by end of January, that's lazy; if it's still up by mid-August, that's poetry
Not going to say love itself sucks because that's untrue. just that it sucks when the flimsy puzzle pieces of people jam and fail repeatedly
I hate that little pause of sadness before the teller reads out my checking balance.
In heaven your clothes never pill
I love how my dad projects onto the cat: "She can't eat after 8 PM; it'll increase her risk of high blood pressure and heart disease."
Opaque by morning, nebulous by night
@b_sky Friend & I are going for massages in Chinatown and to this concert next Tues ( http://www.songkick.com/concerts/15527454-daughter-at-bowery-ballroom …) would you & L like to join
HALLELUJAH! Cinderella rags-to-riches weather today
Buttslow internet. Frustrated.
Farmer's Market next block over; going for a walk with a sketchpad (the best kind). First Sunday to myself in awhile -- this makes me happy.
Accidentally catching a Pitbull song on the radio makes me want to cleanse myself with two parts bleach, one part fire
My phone's been acting really weird. Like, it's not picking up any of your calls about going with you to Planned Parenthood.
Sky hath no music like thunder. I love storms
I just wrote the best email ever. ask me what it was.
Why hello.. my damage is very happy to meet your damage
I combine the sexual charisma of a 13 yr old boy with the charm of an octopus on land. I know. So irresistible.