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@jedikermit Here's a handy-dandy German translation sheet for you. pic.twitter.com/ww0NiS5e
In Utah & Idaho, United Nations Day is celebrated by shaking your fist at all the black helicopters that fly by.
@jedikermit Your storm trooper snow photo made me think of this one I took last year. pic.twitter.com/zoryidw1
I got some David Beckham underwear from @h&M but still look nowhere near as fit as him. Maybe I need to get the tattoos, too?
@msbutah @jedikermit “America's poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.” -Steinbeck
I hope #ldsconf announces the return to 100% common ownership of everything mandated by the United Order so Glen Beck's head will explode.
Good news: my dress pants still fit after the holidays. Bad news: I have to wear pants again.
Is there an alternative to quick-drying cement to spray on people as part of my Medusa costume? No? Oh, well, cement it is.
Just hooked two more people on Glee. It's official, now. My Glee conversion success rate exceeds my mission conversion success rate.
Now that #pioneerday is over, Utah is waking up to find that it's back in good old 1952.
Look! Douche tags come in kids sizes now, too! #dollarstore pic.twitter.com/5cMhGQIFm9
@jedikermit RT @sholemk: I find it suspicious that my German lessons are insistent on my being able to say "when I become conscious again."
@jedikermit I trust you've seen this? http://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/3320130952183.jpg …
As kids, the games we made up had names like "War" "Army Guys" or "Battle." I just heard some kids call their game "Peace Dog." #portlandia
@jedikermit It must be REALLY sick and depraved stuff to want to keep GERMANS from knowing what he's looking at! pic.twitter.com/auywaBWK
Crossing UT and ID in 0° weather, the car's floor heater got so hot I had to take off my shoes and socks, just like my pioneer ancestors!
I wonder if the me that actually caught the bus I barely missed this morning has dyed his hair blonde and started a PR firm yet?
The Duplo bin in the airport kids' area probably hosts the worldwide pandemic virus from 12 Monkeys. #e.coli #ebola #purell
A person of proper breeding.
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