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In Utah & Idaho, United Nations Day is celebrated by shaking your fist at all the black helicopters that fly by.
I hope #ldsconf announces the return to 100% common ownership of everything mandated by the United Order so Glen Beck's head will explode.
Good news: my dress pants still fit after the holidays. Bad news: I have to wear pants again.
This apple needs more caramel and less apple.
Is there an alternative to quick-drying cement to spray on people as part of my Medusa costume? No? Oh, well, cement it is.
Just hooked two more people on Glee. It's official, now. My Glee conversion success rate exceeds my mission conversion success rate.
Now that #pioneerday is over, Utah is waking up to find that it's back in good old 1952.
@jedikermit I trust you've seen this? http://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/3320130952183.jpg …
Crossing UT and ID in 0° weather, the car's floor heater got so hot I had to take off my shoes and socks, just like my pioneer ancestors!
I wonder if the me that actually caught the bus I barely missed this morning has dyed his hair blonde and started a PR firm yet?