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Maybe it's the optimist in me, but I really like having sex with optimists
Eminem is such a homophone
Actually, ethics in games journalism is the name of the scientist who created the monster
Pretty sure I wanted a sex dream about Jon Snow but instead I got one about Ser Jorah Mormont so thanks for that whoever
USA: can we bomb <nation>?
UN: you're gonna anyway, aren't you?
USA: yep. you're a pointless organisation. Syria later, lulz
I don't think that "turn on" button on Facebook chat works :(
"What the fuck is wrong with all the others? Asshole." - me when someone goes through my feed and favorites select tweets
My favorite thing about slowly getting fat is that it's an increasingly great feeling to take off my bra
Of course I can quit smoking, I've done it like 6 times