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Eminem is such a homophone
Actually, ethics in games journalism is the name of the scientist who created the monster
Pretty sure I wanted a sex dream about Jon Snow but instead I got one about Ser Jorah Mormont so thanks for that whoever
USA: can we bomb <nation>?
UN: you're gonna anyway, aren't you?
USA: yep. you're a pointless organisation. Syria later, lulz
I don't think that "turn on" button on Facebook chat works :(
"What the fuck is wrong with all the others? Asshole." - me when someone goes through my feed and favorites select tweets
Of course I can quit smoking, I've done it like 6 times
What idiot called it "cunnilingus" and not "elixir"
At this point, misguided feminists are so anti-misguided-feminism that they are becoming misguided anti-misguided-feminism feminists
An emotional Bette Midler picks up her Latin American percussion instrument and sings, "Did you ever know that you're my guiro?"