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We can put a man on the moon, but we can't figure out how fucking stupid it is to compare that to everything?
What do you mean, put the phone down and make iContact? What is that, a new app?
Maybe it's the optimist in me, but I really like having sex with optimists
OMG. I just realised I never once made a "Jenny and the Bets" joke the WHOLE time my aunty Jenny was a gambling addict. :(
Eminem is such a homophone
Actually, ethics in games journalism is the name of the scientist who created the monster
The biggest thing I've learned from Twitter is that I can't be popular in imaginary high school either
Fun fact: in bed, 'nice guys' actually finish first
No, I don't get to decide what offends you; for the exact same reason I don't have to care what offends you.
"There goes my Hero! Watch it as it goes!" - Food Fighters
"Girls just wanna have funds" - Cyndi Pauper
Still don't know what the fuck Ello is; I'm just gonna keep assuming it has something to do with that hospitable worm in Labyrinth
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