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"Thanks, you're a lightsaber." - Something I'd say to my lightsaber after every battle if I were a Jedi
We can put a man on the moon, but we can't figure out how fucking stupid it is to compare that to everything?
Maybe it's the optimist in me, but I really like having sex with optimists
"Turn! Turn! FUCKIN' TURN!!" - Angry Byrds
OMG. I just realised I never once made a "Jenny and the Bets" joke the WHOLE time my aunty Jenny was a gambling addict. :(
Eminem is such a homophone
And the stars look very different today
Actually, ethics in games journalism is the name of the scientist who created the monster
The biggest thing I've learned from Twitter is that I can't be popular in imaginary high school either
Fun fact: in bed, 'nice guys' actually finish first
"There goes my Hero! Watch it as it goes!" - Food Fighters
No, I don't get to decide what offends you; for the exact same reason I don't have to care what offends you.
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