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"Thanks, you're a lightsaber." - Something I'd say to my lightsaber after every battle if I were a Jedi
We can put a man on the moon, but we can't figure out how fucking stupid it is to compare that to everything?
Maybe it's the optimist in me, but I really like having sex with optimists
OMG. I just realised I never once made a "Jenny and the Bets" joke the WHOLE time my aunty Jenny was a gambling addict. :(
Eminem is such a homophone
Actually, ethics in games journalism is the name of the scientist who created the monster
"Girls just wanna have funds" - Cyndi Pauper
Still don't know what the fuck Ello is; I'm just gonna keep assuming it has something to do with that hospitable worm in Labyrinth
Pretty sure I wanted a sex dream about Jon Snow but instead I got one about Ser Jorah Mormont so thanks for that whoever
I can't believe how much spinal health I've sacrificed for Netflix
Sorry, I won't be in until March - I've reached my monthly quota on hearing the phrase "going forward".
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