If you play an RPG backwards it's about a dude resurrecting decreasingly powerful creatures until he forgets how.

"There are only two hard problems in Computer Science: documentation and shutting the hell up."

You can always spot a TextMate user by the random trailing whitespace.

@ibogost /hot cross bun/Won't you come/And wash away the rain?/

Massively Multiplayer Angry Birds

. @stevestreza Holy crap, that's *my* root password too.

I hate podcasts. If I wanted to listen to nerds talk I'd take off the headphones at work.

What idiot called them BitCoins instead of "in-memory cash"?

There's always monkey in the banana stand.

@regisl Complete your stir fry with this One Weird Root

@timescanner THOUGHTLOVERS PIZZA

10 PRINT "I AM MAYOR"

20 GOTO 10

Any sufficiently advanced entry into an existing media franchise is indistinguishable from fan-fiction.

@notfaulty shouldn't it be two red rings?

It makes me sad that this needs to be repeated in 2012; it was already true in 1998: https://t.co/Xo8RA1re

The iPad solves the problem of having a computer, a laptop, a smartphone and five hundred dollars.

@notfaulty That thing stuck up in a tree as a clubhouse, with a "no miƨandry" sign

@regisl rappers bragging that they don't even lift

Java can't steal from C# fast enough.

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