Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
If you play an RPG backwards it's about a dude resurrecting decreasingly powerful creatures until he forgets how.
"There are only two hard problems in Computer Science: documentation and shutting the hell up."
You can always spot a TextMate user by the random trailing whitespace.
Massively Multiplayer Angry Birds
I hate podcasts. If I wanted to listen to nerds talk I'd take off the headphones at work.
What idiot called them BitCoins instead of "in-memory cash"?
There's always monkey in the banana stand.
10 PRINT "I AM MAYOR"
20 GOTO 10
Any sufficiently advanced entry into an existing media franchise is indistinguishable from fan-fiction.
The iPad solves the problem of having a computer, a laptop, a smartphone and five hundred dollars.
Java can't steal from C# fast enough.