That awkward moment when you realise your EDL rally is meeting up in a gay bar: pic.twitter.com/uHFPHRX7C1

Seriously, that Eton scholarship exam question is spectacular:  http://www.etoncollege.com/userfiles/file/KS%202011%20General%20Paper%201.pdf … pic.twitter.com/ZjEWbCgw7n

BREAKING: Every manager in the Premier League has just been sacked except Alex Ferguson, who is now in charge of all clubs.

Ambulance for anyone playing the Express front page drinking game MT @suttonnick Thursday's Daily Express front page pic.twitter.com/qT615LYfxv

In case anyone's wondering how the "merciless prism of equality" works, here's a scientific diagram: pic.twitter.com/HLVs0aWT

The "invite them over the threshold once, they can come in again any time" thing? That's how vampires work. Not sexual consent. VAMPIRES.

Fox News anchor has a sudden moment of clarity: http://t.co/baWjVD46 (in case anyone missed this last night, it's amazing)

Well that's not sinister AT ALL MT @bbcbreaking: "Normal citizens" have nothing to fear from UK intelligence gathering, says @williamjhague

That picture of David Cameron celebrating. Excellent photoshopping potential. For example, @richjm offers http://t.co/1r1n5f8V

FACT: This is Madonna's first public appearance since her defeat at the Battle of Thermopylae. #superbowl

GAME OF THRONES SPOILER ALERT RT @edyong209: As reactions go, this is pretty unbeatable (needs sound)  https://vine.co/v/b3XZMHmxzxh 

INFOGRAPHIC - How Osborne's budget will affect you: pic.twitter.com/ovq3oGltnk

The CERN team's slides appear to be using Comic Sans. There is no God. #Higgs

Metro taking an interesting "fuck you, readers" approach on their front page today: pic.twitter.com/WgHT9HBm1O (ht @ibzo)

Excited that BuzzFeed UK's properly launching today. I hope it's basically like this: pic.twitter.com/fmqQplwSnu

OUTSTANDING Benedict Cumberbatch spellcheck typo from the Washington Post: http://t.co/3ufKzxw7 (via @qwghlm @alex_ogle @sstummeafp)

Guys I'm beginning to suspect we might not reach a consensus on Thatcher.

I like how everyone who bangs on about "useless public sector non-jobs" has a fit of the vapours if people don't do those non-jobs for a day

YES RT @radiokate + @johnkell Here's a GIF many of you will no doubt find useful in future internet conversations:  https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-wTdec1cGa70/UYe9OcwdOcI/AAAAAAAAD9s/y8nHjp5xpg0/w500-h230-no/t8IHP.gif …

I could watch this #GameOfThrones trauma reaction gif all day. ALL DAY:  http://usvsth3m.com/post/52130504804/the-best-of-people-whose-lives-have-been-ruined-by-game … (No spoilers, btw)