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Imagine how confused and excited the first caveman to masturbate must have been
Statistically speaking 35% of the children in Bustamante hospital belong to Elephant Man.
If I had to accurately describe Jamaica in one sentence I'd say that our national fruit is poisonous.
A SEQUEL WHERE HE BECOMES A CHESS PRODIGY AND WE CALL IT AIR BUD: ROOF TAKES PAWN
If I was dating a member of their family how long do you think it would take before I stopped saying "Mi a guh home guh nyam Mahfood"?
Do other nationalities look directly on mosquitoes and tell them to fuck off or is that strictly a Jamaican thing?
Time taken in the bathroom is calculated via battery percent not minutes spent.
To Whom It May Concern: Yuh a di pimento in mi Oxtail. Mi Stew Chicken pon a Sunday. Coulda gwan widout yuh, but if yuh here it always betta
Shabba Ranks walking into Island Grill looking at the cashier then shouting YABBA.
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