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"For Portia so loved the poor she gave it's only begotten Funds, that whoever believes in her shall not flourish but have eternal strife."
Oh, the heaux outside are trifling
And you and the ex are still fighting.
So since neither of us have a beau,
Lemme know Lemme know
Imagine how confused and excited the first caveman to masturbate must have been
She had a smile that would make you preemptively worry about the series of panic attacks you would experience when she eventually left you
Statistically speaking 35% of the children in Bustamante hospital belong to Elephant Man.
You guy's don't need to be putting so much emphasis on race. Pussy only comes in 4 colours. Pink, dark, glistening and dont fuck her
If I had to accurately describe Jamaica in one sentence I'd say that our national fruit is poisonous.
Time taken in the bathroom is calculated via battery percent not minutes spent.
What's y'all favorite sexual position? Mines probably celibacy.
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