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Imagine how confused and excited the first caveman to masturbate must have been
She had a smile that would make you preemptively worry about the series of panic attacks you would experience when she eventually left you
Statistically speaking 35% of the children in Bustamante hospital belong to Elephant Man.
If I had to accurately describe Jamaica in one sentence I'd say that our national fruit is poisonous.
A SEQUEL WHERE HE BECOMES A CHESS PRODIGY AND WE CALL IT AIR BUD: ROOF TAKES PAWN
If I was dating a member of their family how long do you think it would take before I stopped saying "Mi a guh home guh nyam Mahfood"?
Do other nationalities look directly on mosquitoes and tell them to fuck off or is that strictly a Jamaican thing?
Soon to be Sext: Water dey inna mi tank
Humor Consultant at CLASHENT
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