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"For Portia so loved the poor she gave it's only begotten Funds, that whoever believes in her shall not flourish but have eternal strife."
Imagine how confused and excited the first caveman to masturbate must have been
She had a smile that would make you preemptively worry about the series of panic attacks you would experience when she eventually left you
Statistically speaking 35% of the children in Bustamante hospital belong to Elephant Man.
If I had to accurately describe Jamaica in one sentence I'd say that our national fruit is poisonous.
A SEQUEL WHERE HE BECOMES A CHESS PRODIGY AND WE CALL IT AIR BUD: ROOF TAKES PAWN
If I was dating a member of their family how long do you think it would take before I stopped saying "Mi a guh home guh nyam Mahfood"?
Do other nationalities look directly on mosquitoes and tell them to fuck off or is that strictly a Jamaican thing?
Soon to be Sext: Water dey inna mi tank
Humor Consultant at CLASHENT
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