You're not fooling anyone Ramen soup, all your flavors are Oriental.

Phelps won 8 gold medals and can't smoke a lil weed, Bolt broke every world record and can't fuck a white girl y'all niggaz ungrateful.

@baucesauce got an idea for a game show where TI and Rich Boy have a casual conversation and white people win money for what they translate

@ixseanxi The most horrid thing about that universe is not a single person even has the faintest recollection of Dre.

@fleshcake which intrestingly enough makes Donald Faison the sleeveless jean jacket of black actors

I think Jovi Rockwell wants to be the next MIA, the only problem I have concerning that is there is already a MIA.

Ooo I wonder if Bruce Willis is gonna play a grumpy guy who isn't happy with his current career choice this time?

@iamplateface @quesorasora a 26 year old should know how to give a blowjob and not have to ask a man to call her back.

Rappers in the early 90's sure had a lot a sex with chicks named Roxanne

Wanna get drunk and dry hump Adele a Fiction =(

gyal dem wey shape like rhombus mek me drum buss

Oh btw that person you like that you've been sending songs to, is having sex to one at this very moment with someone else.

@mitdasein I gotta tell you that i'm slightly offended you referred to something that Tyler Perry has done as a 'movie'

@mitdasein So Django Unchained isn't a remake of Roots?

@mitdasein remake would imply you've made something, Rob Schneider is only a soulless chasm of ruin.

*Tears fall as I throw away my fan fiction drafts* "@mitdasein: I'm not just another sassy plus-sized black woman."

Objectively speaking, aren't all phones headphones? @mitdasein

@johndoesthings ODB? Or not to be

@iamplateface @thebeatnikbill Drake goes undercover in highschools to teach girls how to hate one another.

Hey guys I wanna migrate lemme crash on your couch til I move up in the gigolo world @mitdasein @primawesome @awescar @iscoff @marcland