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Invalid syntaxer? I hardly know her!
God damn it, Wednesday.
Compliments on shirt: 3. People who received awkward replies because I am awful at taking compliments: 3.
Hey you neat huggable bunch of wonderful twitter folk. I released an update to my iOS game, Fasteroids! It's free! https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/fasteroids/id659904446?mt=8 …
I will use KARATE ON THIS TELEPHONE
Hey, we just met, and this is crazy... but, here's my callback function. Invoke it, maybe?
CURSE YOU PIXELS, BEND TO MY WILL! BEND I SAY!