Best website ever. ;)  http://siriuslymeg.tumblr.com/post/33738057928/99-life-hacks-to-make-your-life-easier …

Made my day. :) – Nutjob attempts to extort $35 computer from non-profit foundation http://t.co/xyzcGx6N

Haha, so true. :D #qrcode #fuckup RT @vinzv Das Problem mit QR-Codes: http://t.co/TITvKgbm

Hehe. :) – Steve Jobs FUNIEST moments (1978-2011)  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vM40-X2cvQ …

"Kompetenz ist ja auch nicht so wichtig. Damit verärgert man ja nur die inkompetente Masse."

Our new coffee maker has an option called 'double shot'. Never tried it. But I think today is a double shot day. Whatever that means.

Great. Now I do not only have to tell my gf she’s not fat but also my iMac.

Looking for an iOS developer? We’re looking for a new project! Feel free to contact me.

I loled.

o2 hotline: "ich verstehe sie ganz schlecht"
ich: "selber schuld, das ist ihr netz"

via @ktundf

Siri Fail via @l20f :D http://t.co/X2GdAC5y

Met a Samsung employee today. Guess what phone she used. An iPhone.

BABY SQUIRREL IS DA NU KITTEN!11 “@tuaw: Baby squirrel goes nuts for Apple earphones  http://aol.it/XCpxB0  [post]”

Oh boy. Now the whole system collapses.

Without 1Password I don't know my Dropbox password.
Without Dropbox I can't access 1Password.

Uninstall Office for Mac 2011 in 11 easy steps. http://t.co/TXUrgJhH

JSON Libraries for iOS Comparison [Updated] - Bonto.ch http://t.co/7Bn7LjrF (via Instapaper)

Awesome. “@digeratii: Mario just found the most amazing Siri answer yet. http://t.co/R3aBi9UT”

Daring Fireball Linked List: Git Repository of All German Federal Laws and Regulations in Markdown  http://s.flohei.de/14  via Instapaper

Apple’s Astonishing Profit in Context  http://j.mp/RdGzCC 

Install Owncloud on a Mac mini server http://t.co/C3oURjiI (via Instapaper)

Der Gerät? http://t.co/4U0ElBoP