@plies is like m&ms, he will melt in your mouth ;)

You know @rihanna is sipping some limoncello in Sicily not giving a fuck about the VMAs.

We support Chris Brown... in going back to doing community service and raking leaves. <3

Due tomorrow. Do tomorrow.

#DrakeCriesWhen the Teletubby sun goes down.

I want to #AskAaronCarter what happened????? I had his CD in third grade and still do somewhere.... :P @sequenceofdream

How sad. And people wonder why I wanna move away hahahahaha hahahaha hahahaha *bursts out in tears* pineapple

Maybe we're all just turtles.

Next time I hear the phrase 'go hard' I'm gonna go limp.

I'm very grapeful for this wine.

I am me because waffles.

Sometimes I wonder how some people even got on my timeline...

I got bars, SENTENCING #NickiMinajWorstPunchlines

@misskeribaby <<one of the most underrated current pop/r&b artists! Huge back catalogue of quality songs & I always discover something new:)

#ff bestest bronies: @sequenceofdream @justwalk @insomnivic @assashinator @teamkerihungary @inangelove @je_suis_chauve @teamkeriarmenia

Man... If someone likes you, don't question why.

Fun fact: I do not know what is good for me.

"I'm not going to compromise my Christianity." said Beyoncé before adopting Satanic love child of Jay-Z and a Philippine hooker.

Just let those bums blow steam, RADIATOR #NickiMinajWorstPunchlines

@kerikrew_dmv @kerikrew_va @rihanna @misskeribaby They should do a song together! (Then bang.) (I just went there.)