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  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    It's not PMS if you've got it all month, sweetie, you're just a bitch.

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  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    The sex was great, but I faked the cuddle.

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  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    Marriage: I love you so much, I want a legal document to destroy you if you ever leave.

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  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    Thank you. I am completely satisfied by your explanation and have no further questions.

    - No child ever.

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  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    Oh, just fall in love with me already so I can stop acting normal.

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  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    I am going to ignore you, but you'd better fucking notice me ignoring you.

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  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    When your Twittercrush stops starring and RTing you, does that mean they're now your Twitterspouse?

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  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    Cute how people say 'age is just a number,' instead of 'you're old, but I'd still fuck you.'

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  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    I really want a pet Canadian.

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  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    Heart: I hurt :(

    Brain: I know. Think about something else.

    Vagina: I want attention.

    Brain: Shush you, this is all your fault.

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  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    A Twittercrush. A fake relationship where you can get your heart broken and still not get any sex. Where do I sign up?

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  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    Dear People Who Name and Shame When You Unfollow Them,

    I unfollowed because you're dull and unfunny. But well done for announcing it.

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  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    Let's play that game where you tell me what I want to hear and I pretend to believe you.

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  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    Young people want to look older. Old people want to look younger. And I just want to look like I know what I'm doing.

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  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    MEN WHO ACCUSE WOMEN OF NOT MAKING RATIONAL ARGUMENTS, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE...ooooh pretty shoes, I wonder if they're...mmmmchocolate

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  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    Falling in love makes you do stupid things. Once I even got married.

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  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    1. Join social network
    2. Never be social ever again

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  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    I say haha. He says lol. It’ll never work.

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  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    Oh girls, it’s so easy to get a man to fall in love with you. Just be nice, give lots of blowjobs and hide the fact you’re entirely mental.

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  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    Sometimes you just want someone to understand you, when you don't understand yourself.

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