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  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    It's not PMS if you've got it all month, sweetie, you're just a bitch.

    • 2,107
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    greggoodman77mattr_in_ncAIMMadellynnewesjohnson8airwalk_11jus4golfKatieBurnettCheyennefowler
    • 1,389
    • RETWEETS
    redpawn3mattr_in_ncAIMMadellynneairwalk_11jus4golffusedudeiwearaonesietsm560
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  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    The sex was great, but I faked the cuddle.

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  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    Marriage: I love you so much, I want a legal document to destroy you if you ever leave.

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    Cay_JENcoffeecatpsyPeanut_Wyobrenna1009drnkshakespeareinlovewith_lifeMaxine12333PushinPointless
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    Peanut_WyodrnkshakespeareMaxine12333PushinPointlesselizbethunnyjus4golffusedudeStarksWeek
    ImpeccableRogueHrBryDebasaurusRexVikeeysSecretrossbransonXalqeeMikeLaFontaine1MrsGoose69
  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    Thank you. I am completely satisfied by your explanation and have no further questions.

    - No child ever.

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    PushinPointlessAIMMadellynnephoenix4RISEcarolinagirl225VamoNessa09Auburn83jus4golfKatieBurnett
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    PushinPointlessAIMMadellynneAuburn83WebbPaganfingerjus4golfblindjaywalkerIcedEmsrickolantern
    eshurneCayenne7300palokinGhostOfATrophy____MummsThaWord______novocapulumAristotlesNZ_______Ellsie_LABeachmomprontopupBigHeb7shgasmUnlucky_NinjaReality_Bytes1Floatersfinest
  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    Oh, just fall in love with me already so I can stop acting normal.

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    SlinkybrowneyesWULFDEANDontTouchMyWineMinistryOfMumallisulliCrazy8s_Kali_MuraJessObsess
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    McGunnersiteShipInTheKnightAmelia_DrawsSharpeBytesIcyAndSpicyRingingYogi______jus4golffusedude
    THEDUTHCHESSBambamVictoriaVikeeysSecretStevie_Talkjoeyhuggles______Token_Geezer
  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    I am going to ignore you, but you'd better fucking notice me ignoring you.

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    schumyxxxreflectseananonchronicleskenseth1710YadzABnzthewordmarshellek97kellyquad
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    whereyoufoundmereflectseananonchroniclesNeuronicismkellyquadHappyPlaceProsid_80CuteEyeGirl1980
    SharpeBytesArroiaBlondiethegoodTheMongoose69ThateverydayguyHurly_BurlyVampiliciousXoJaymayAllDayLani_HaydenBenjamin4501JimmerThatisAllNoorShammamaddie11_Andersjimmy_sharpeTuna_LoverCpez38ParentpainsHoneyUnhinged
  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    When your Twittercrush stops starring and RTing you, does that mean they're now your Twitterspouse?

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    drinkthe5thCldurbicherryminxannfox05586155VodkaTiemSavoirFailItsTomAPleechee420
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    drinkthe5thcherryminxVodkaTiemSavoirFailBonJovi32SharpeBytesRingingYogi______WebbPaganfinger
    neakel2Cunda22fatubasticusredpawn3ShimshammyfortuitouslifeEarth2EddieToken_GeezerFannyB1tch________
  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    Cute how people say 'age is just a number,' instead of 'you're old, but I'd still fuck you.'

    • 1,108
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    VamoNessa09Auburn83mooyainijus4golfKatieBurnettlooneyasesinofusedudeDrDweezil
    • 531
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    jus4golflooneyasesinofuseduderona65WhervrIMayRoamshawncking70StarksWeekzbrenduh
    HotSnuff__________JamesonN7bfrosty04________joeyhuggles______
  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    A Twittercrush. A fake relationship where you can get your heart broken and still not get any sex. Where do I sign up?

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    jus4golfKatieBurnettfusedudeiwearaonesieStephenBCramerTw1tter_K1ttenMelitta_chrisisnthere86
    • 515
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    jus4golffusedudea_olivia4212StarksWeekfuzzlimeAskDukeThatsMyBushshemightbedrunk
    HeyZeus666headstrong_girlneakelPinky_0917________
  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    I really want a pet Canadian.

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    JAtherton7DeacondayJennoraterskinnyToniHubieMoMiSsSnObBychris883388Kathleenog10
    • 586
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    PrivateWolf_Jenny4ashleyRingingYogi______airwalk_11DaisyBuchanaliatiffdaniellDropsNoPantiesjus4golf
    hurlariousGreenSmoke_DukeOfOyl________kcountry627______HuttonGray
  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    Dear People Who Name and Shame When You Unfollow Them,

    I unfollowed because you're dull and unfunny. But well done for announcing it.

    • 1,133
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    DaisyBuchanaliaSarahABSaysDropsNoPantiesjus4golfKatieBurnettdoktorjfusedudeStephenBCramer
    • 465
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    SarahABSaysDropsNoPantiesjus4golffusedudeRealJinjaNinjakcMcCowgirlcarisa_keatingTheAlexNevil
    novocapulumStevie_TalkDukeOfOyl________llvvzzJust_Lee_1Xeriland
  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    Heart: I hurt :(

    Brain: I know. Think about something else.

    Vagina: I want attention.

    Brain: Shush you, this is all your fault.

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    ChristianPlanteRingingYogi______taleeyanajasssminneepaula99IslayHodkinsonashes2_phoenixliliths_lair
    • 548
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    RingingYogi______Nucho_SezzamazingDropsNoPantiesTiggyBottomjus4golfCorey_Dawnfusedude
    Ghetto_TrophyDirty_NaomiHoneyUnhingedAmorousGem
  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    Let's play that game where you tell me what I want to hear and I pretend to believe you.

    • 1,042
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    EuroMinxnigelgodwinemalhouDavidVM007AliffArshaddno42hythemafiajus4golf
    • 454
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    EuroMinxhythemafiahmvh_hmhockneyjus4golfUninsprdRTrlbmansour1KatieBurnettfusedude
    Bashfullsmilepayal_vSandyPeterzStevie_TalkJessObsessMyFairCharity__BradBroaddusnononowaityeahohwrigley________Midgetspar
  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    Young people want to look older. Old people want to look younger. And I just want to look like I know what I'm doing.

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    DaPhonzfailltweetChelsieJo39kisstheswitchmultipervLoesfantasticonyx00Book_Krazy
    • 496
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    ChelsieJo39LoesfantasticoBook_KrazyEuroMinxLilliRachelhythemafiaBlueSkiesCallinjus4golf
    dirtyCDNbitchTeeter_TotterShortWhiteNUgly__Parentpains
  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    MEN WHO ACCUSE WOMEN OF NOT MAKING RATIONAL ARGUMENTS, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE...ooooh pretty shoes, I wonder if they're...mmmmchocolate

    • 913
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    juicybolesRingingYogi______DaisyBuchanaliajus4golfKatieBurnettAKhrdkorCheyennefowlerfusedude
    • 428
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    juicybolesIcyAndSpicyRingingYogi______gingerbeerkissDaisyBuchanaliajus4golfAKhrdkorfusedude
    RikidusFloatersfinest
  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    Falling in love makes you do stupid things. Once I even got married.

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    IcyAndSpicyRingingYogi______shaniam18airwalk_11jus4golfKatieBurnettfusedudeStephenBCramer
    • 425
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    RingingYogi______jus4golffusedudeemalhouStarksWeekeerie_zeekcMcCowgirla_olivia4212
    Fat_berryIronWangNoorShammaCpez38
  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    1. Join social network
    2. Never be social ever again

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    meowsepinkChristianPlantelife_suckerLockedUpQueenTruufffmiswordedkosindAmjad198seven
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    Tw0PennethJDL3000_chaniisAliEhsaanBrxkenWingz__ManalAijazIn_TwittalandPrairieOutlaw
    BruceForceJimmerThatisAlljimmy_sharpeMessJenkinsSquareKnight
  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    I say haha. He says lol. It’ll never work.

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    SharpeBytesrossbransonJazzzzzminabornmiserableLoli_Sugella__fraser
  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    Oh girls, it’s so easy to get a man to fall in love with you. Just be nice, give lots of blowjobs and hide the fact you’re entirely mental.

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    RingingYogi______jus4golfKatieBurnettRuckJGEriKaLMcLNotYoMamasMamafusedudeStephenBCramer
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    RingingYogi______BlueSkiesCallinjus4golflbmansour1KatieBurnettfusedudeBrokenyegTallulahBent
    BillArrundaleTwinTwistedINandONyourMINDTHEBU_ZZEDakarmuttShrinkMediaAntiSemanticShwA_SmartAss
  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    Sometimes you just want someone to understand you, when you don't understand yourself.

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    ValerieFoxxxxanonchroniclesthedassiejus4golflbmansour1KatieBurnettX0X0ChelseaRaefusedude
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    anonchroniclesSXE4Reverjus4golfcrispsignsnotstateUninsprdRTrlbmansour1KatieBurnett
    thetobbieJustinCase1957MyRedHairIsRealLuvPugSupportPets_obscurerobotvivalamoi448
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