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  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    It's not PMS if you've got it all month, sweetie, you're just a bitch.

    • 2,131
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    assfrojamesvanwilsondaphnepotter691_swarthy_dudeCraiglee001pupp_ckathybotteasSweetgirl2679
    • 1,409
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    1_swarthy_dudefreewillfreakkathybotteasBitch_Killa23urivdrcxxtranslucentme_ChloeO_Hbrain_omen
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  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    The sex was great, but I faked the cuddle.

    • 2,057
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    christy_lynnnjaggedapezqvplRichBeingRichSamuelHLoweU_Lookednjlitigatordarrrkstarrr
    • 1,074
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    christy_lynnnRichBeingRichSamuelHLoweU_LookedKilgore_StudgeALH1984DadandBuried1_swarthy_dude
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  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    Marriage: I love you so much, I want a legal document to destroy you if you ever leave.

    • 1,684
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    doctorjaninBrdnHatesYousyphyliciaDrFapFaphythemafiaMyBackupNameAnAverageGiantdivyeshkharva
    • 1,042
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    doctorjaninyordanslcAnAverageGiantdivyeshkharvaSteelCityDawnMgQ85translucentme_Deurb1
    MidgetsparImpeccableRogueHrBryDebasaurusRexVikeeysSecretrossbransonXalqeeMikeLaFontaine1MrsGoose69
  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    Thank you. I am completely satisfied by your explanation and have no further questions.

    - No child ever.

    • 1,501
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    cplusaverageU_Lookedgerms321VanlynlawKilgore_Studgebrianbowman73assfroninjamoose101
    • 962
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    VanlynlawKilgore_Studgenomadsunilninjamoose1011_swarthy_dudekrishna_vanPikachu_xoxoxfuzzlime
    eshurneCayenne7300palokinGhostOfATrophy____MummsThaWord______markboywonder__AristotlesNZ___Ellsie_LABeachmomprontopupBigHeb7shgasmUnlucky_NinjaReality_Bytes1Floatersfinest
  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    Oh, just fall in love with me already so I can stop acting normal.

    • 1,373
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    1_swarthy_dudekathybotteasSexDemon101krishna_vanfuzzlimeSissiSayPippersheennittunisia
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    THEDUTHCHESSBambamVictoriaVikeeysSecretStevie_Gainzjoeyhuggles______Token_Geezer
  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    I am going to ignore you, but you'd better fucking notice me ignoring you.

    • 1,331
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    Battyboy_69FancyHasMyPantsMakeYourBedlampebblerickSam_From_Kansasminnie_in_pink7BDooBsLauraJDouglas
    • 662
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    FancyHasMyPantsrobbypackminnie_in_pink7archerenemyBonoBordeauxdiapinkmondRadish656nakedlaughing
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  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    When your Twittercrush stops starring and RTing you, does that mean they're now your Twitterspouse?

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    1_swarthy_dudekathybotteasKneesBeesefuzzlimespeevisnittunisiaKingofQueens13SaraESpivey
    • 552
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    mysteryteachernittunisiaSaraESpiveyzTequilademondrinkthe5thcherryminxVodkaTiemSavoirFail
    neakel2Cunda22fatubasticusredpawn3ShimshammyfortuitouslifeEarth2EddieToken_GeezerFannyB1tch________
  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    Cute how people say 'age is just a number,' instead of 'you're old, but I'd still fuck you.'

    • 1,136
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    Majestic_Mortalcathe05rina1_swarthy_dudeclitfingertoastyveesalamingiaOlofsonArcadeEricJonEvans
    • 548
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    salamingiaJay_FrickinLynnbeckly_frecklymysteryteacherKashkaR12Pytah1fuzzlimeWheel_Gunner
    HotSnuff__________JamesonN7bfrosty04________joeyhuggles______
  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    Heart: I hurt :(

    Brain: I know. Think about something else.

    Vagina: I want attention.

    Brain: Shush you, this is all your fault.

    • 1,069
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    mysteryteachercarlykenShadyLadyHHfuzzlimeJP_theAntiHerotheslashkwatchNurNajihah989Scoobdoobles
    • 572
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    ShadyLadyHHzTequilademon420sparksvbadkittyRaiChawlaVSSyKesMs_Windsaquachee__
    Ghetto_TrophyDirty_Naomi__HoneyUnhingedAmorousGem
  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    I really want a pet Canadian.

    • 1,052
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    1_swarthy_dudemysteryteacheriamryanjensenMadamBetteNoirekrishna_vanJP_theAntiHeroMish_the_DishFatStephen
    • 589
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    MadamBetteNoirekrishna_vanFatStephenPrivateWolf_Jenny4ashleyRingingYogi______airwalk_11DaisyBuchanalia
    hurlariousGreenSmoke_DukeOfOyl________kcountry627______HuttonGray
  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    A Twittercrush. A fake relationship where you can get your heart broken and still not get any sex. Where do I sign up?

    • 1,124
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    1_swarthy_dudemysteryteacherJP_theAntiHerofuzzlimejus4golfKatieBurnettfusedudeiwearaonesie
    • 516
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    zTequilademonjus4golffusedudea_olivia4212StarksWeek__fuzzlimeAskDukeThatsMyBush
    HeyZeus666headstrong_girlneakelPinky_0917________
  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    Dear People Who Name and Shame When You Unfollow Them,

    I unfollowed because you're dull and unfunny. But well done for announcing it.

    • 1,137
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    mysteryteacherjonvj2013fuzzlimeSissiSayJP_theAntiHeroDaisyBuchanaliaSarahABSaysDropsNoPanties
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    markboywonder__Stevie_GainzDukeOfOyl________llvvzzJust_Lee_1Xeriland
  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    Let's play that game where you tell me what I want to hear and I pretend to believe you.

    • 1,046
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    Whoopdeedoo221_swarthy_dudemysteryteacherJP_theAntiHeroitsnotDeeDeeEuroMinxnigelgodwinemalhou
    • 455
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    zTequilademonEuroMinxhythemafiahmvh_hmhockneyjus4golfUninsprdRTrlbmansour1KatieBurnett
    Bashfullsmilepayal_vSandyPeterzStevie_GainzJessObsessMyFairCharityBradBroaddusnononowaityeahohwrigley________Midgetspar
  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    Young people want to look older. Old people want to look younger. And I just want to look like I know what I'm doing.

    • 904
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    1_swarthy_dudeadroitandadriftGetongaJP_theAntiHeroDaPhonzfailltweetChelsieJo39kisstheswitch
    • 498
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    GetongazTequilademonChelsieJo39LoesfantasticoBook_KrazyEuroMinxLilliRachelhythemafia
    TwiceTheHopsTeeter_TotterShortWhiteNUgly__Parentpains
  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    MEN WHO ACCUSE WOMEN OF NOT MAKING RATIONAL ARGUMENTS, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE...ooooh pretty shoes, I wonder if they're...mmmmchocolate

    • 916
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    1_swarthy_dudemysteryteacherfuzzlimeJP_theAntiHerojuicybolesRingingYogi______DaisyBuchanaliajus4golf
    • 429
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    fuzzlimejuicybolesIcyAndSpicyRingingYogi______Rangaspice12__DaisyBuchanaliajus4golfAKhrdkor
    RikidusFloatersfinest
  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    Falling in love makes you do stupid things. Once I even got married.

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    TheAlexNevil1_swarthy_dudeIcyAndSpicyRingingYogi______shaniam18airwalk_11jus4golfKatieBurnett
    • 425
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    RingingYogi______jus4golffusedudeemalhouStarksWeek__eeriezeekcMcCowgirla_olivia4212
    Fat_berryIronWangNoorShammaCpez38
  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    1. Join social network
    2. Never be social ever again

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    TheReal_AndyMacTheAlexNevilU_LookedKVRunsChristieLueKilgore_StudgeCatherineLMKassfro
    • 491
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    TheAlexNevilKilgore_Studgenomadsunil1_swarthy_dudeassnugletjustadick7zTequilademonTw0Penneth
    BruceForceJimmerThatisAlljimmy_sharpeMessJenkinsSquareKnight
  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    I say haha. He says lol. It’ll never work.

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    TheAlexNevil1_swarthy_dudeSissiSayNerdDeeKiwiJP_theAntiHeroFatStephensuggarloafChristianPlante
    • 440
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    zTequilademonFatStephenTw0PennethRingingYogi______lynklaterWebbPaganfingerddsmidtrickkondell
    SharpeBytesrossbransonJazzzzzminabornmiserableLoli_Sugella__fraser
  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    Oh girls, it’s so easy to get a man to fall in love with you. Just be nice, give lots of blowjobs and hide the fact you’re entirely mental.

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    TheAlexNevil1_swarthy_dudeJP_theAntiHeroadroitandadriftRingingYogi______jus4golfKatieBurnettRuckJG
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    RingingYogi______BlueSkiesCallinjus4golflbmansour1KatieBurnettfusedudeBrokenyegTallulahBent
    BillArrundaleTwinTwistedINandONyourMINDTHEBU_ZZEDakarmuttShrinkMediaAntiSemanticShwA_SmartAss
  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    Sometimes you just want someone to understand you, when you don't understand yourself.

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    TheAlexNevilsilent_musingsblurryfotoCopperheadSammihoneybadgerMelplumburChuryWutzMariahAnnCarney
    • 392
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    honeybadgerMelplumbursoul_to_squeezjustadick7GSHOK9AndTheEyesWinzTequilademonanonchronicles
    honeybadgerMelJP_theAntiHerothetobbieJustinCase1957MyRedHairIsRealLuvPugSupportPets_potatokingpinvivalamoi448
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