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  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    It's not PMS if you've got it all month, sweetie, you're just a bitch.

    • 2,118
    • FAVS
    captainjoe2822fuzzlimeyesemilythompSamuelHLowenittunisiaEeahKaijuNick_DeBrincatSaraESpivey
    • 1,399
    • RETWEETS
    MintyGr33nfuzzlimeQuacking_quackSamuelHLoweFJLcowsmoo4stars2gofirefiberSaraESpivey
    Northside_MikeArroiaMasterOfFuryHairyJew4LifeSlipNutsTMTeeter_TotterTheMongoose69I_Mee_Myself_warbird622ShrinkMediaSharpeBytesmojo_bones_FannyB1tch________ImpeccableRoguemediocregeeHesOrHers________thatUPSdudeOphiesbest________MrsGoose69cynicuhlmarkboywonderMr_goose007kamtweetingToken_Geezer
  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    The sex was great, but I faked the cuddle.

    • 2,030
    • FAVS
    WornOutMommyOzJay_Dcaptainjoe2822SairasKajiauburnjasonbitchvilleDecadent_n_Morefuzzlime
    • 1,059
    • RETWEETS
    WornOutMommyDecadent_n_MorefuzzlimeCravin468Cly29GSHOK9gaynorlsimpsonHans_Brixx
    ArroiaVikeeysSecretpalokinLindaInDisguiseTeeter_TotterGirlwithAIDSHello_BellaJimmerThatisAllGhostOfATrophy____emceejgingerfacedmediocregeeToken_GeezerJust_Lee_1HoneyUnhingedVodkaMary
  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    Marriage: I love you so much, I want a legal document to destroy you if you ever leave.

    • 1,666
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    fuzzlimemattr_in_ncadroitandadriftspeevisGaelicMohawkRubberGlueFUnittunisiaRafflesWord
    • 1,034
    • RETWEETS
    mattr_in_ncadroitandadriftBrianaKimberly_DaveSwentnickasRubberGlueFUnittunisiaHardlin01GabzydeR
    ImpeccableRogueHrBryDebasaurusRexVikeeysSecretrossbransonXalqeeMikeLaFontaine1MrsGoose69
  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    Thank you. I am completely satisfied by your explanation and have no further questions.

    - No child ever.

    • 1,489
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    chesterscottyfuzzlimeadroitandadriftnittunisiaJimStacey13RiotGRRLBarbieSaraESpiveymtndew_10
    • 956
    • RETWEETS
    Pikachu_xoxoxfuzzlimeJimStacey13GabzydeRRiotGRRLBarbieSaraESpiveytheslashkwatchzTequilademon
    eshurneCayenne7300palokinGhostOfATrophy____MummsThaWord______markboywonderAristotlesNZ___Ellsie_LABeachmomprontopupBigHeb7shgasmUnlucky_NinjaReality_Bytes1Floatersfinest
  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    Oh, just fall in love with me already so I can stop acting normal.

    • 1,369
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    fuzzlimeSissiSayPippersheennittunisiaEeahKaijuSaraESpiveyThe_Only_KuntiJP_theAntiHero
    • 716
    • RETWEETS
    pucci79PippersheenGabzydeRSaraESpiveyzTequilademonlizzurdruffyoungMcGunnersite
    THEDUTHCHESSBambamVictoriaVikeeysSecretStevie_Talkjoeyhuggles______Token_Geezer
  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    I am going to ignore you, but you'd better fucking notice me ignoring you.

    • 1,305
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    fuzzlimenittunisiaKu_PankajK86RiotGRRLBarbieSaraESpiveyJP_theAntiHeromtndew_10ninortagabriel
    • 644
    • RETWEETS
    PippersheenVictoria__1986Ku_PankajK86RiotGRRLBarbieSaraESpiveymtndew_10ninortagabrielzTequilademon
    SharpeBytesArroiaBlondiethegoodTheMongoose69ThateverydayguyHurly_BurlyVampiliciousXoJaymayAllDayLani_HaydenBenjamin4501JimmerThatisAllNoorShammamaddie11_Andersjimmy_sharpeTuna_LoverCpez38ParentpainsHoneyUnhinged
  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    When your Twittercrush stops starring and RTing you, does that mean they're now your Twitterspouse?

    • 1,292
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    fuzzlimespeevisnittunisiaKingofQueens13SaraESpiveyJP_theAntiHerodrinkthe5thCldurbi
    • 551
    • RETWEETS
    nittunisiaSaraESpiveyzTequilademondrinkthe5thcherryminxVodkaTiemSavoirFailBonJovi32
    neakel2Cunda22fatubasticusredpawn3ShimshammyfortuitouslifeEarth2EddieToken_GeezerFannyB1tch________
  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    Cute how people say 'age is just a number,' instead of 'you're old, but I'd still fuck you.'

    • 1,123
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    KashkaR12_sanshandlefuzzlimeSissiSaytitletown___adroitandadriftspeevisBigRim79__
    • 544
    • RETWEETS
    KashkaR12Pytah1fuzzlimeWheel_Gunnernittunisiajoseph_dinapoliGboat_420lipsaahoy
    HotSnuff__________JamesonN7bfrosty04________joeyhuggles______
  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    Heart: I hurt :(

    Brain: I know. Think about something else.

    Vagina: I want attention.

    Brain: Shush you, this is all your fault.

    • 1,068
    • FAVS
    carlykenShadyLadyHHfuzzlimeJP_theAntiHerotheslashkwatchNurNajihah989ScoobdooblesIceAge2015
    • 572
    • RETWEETS
    ShadyLadyHHzTequilademon420sparksvbadkittyRaiChawlaVSSyKesMs_Windsaquachee
    Ghetto_TrophyDirty_Naomi__HoneyUnhingedAmorousGem
  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    A Twittercrush. A fake relationship where you can get your heart broken and still not get any sex. Where do I sign up?

    • 1,121
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    fuzzlimejus4golfKatieBurnettfusedudeiwearaonesieStephenBCramerTw1tter_K1ttenMelitta_
    • 516
    • RETWEETS
    zTequilademonjus4golffusedudea_olivia4212StarksWeek__fuzzlimeAskDukeThatsMyBush
    HeyZeus666headstrong_girlneakelPinky_0917________
  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    I really want a pet Canadian.

    • 1,047
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    JP_theAntiHeroMish_the_DishFatStephenJAtherton7DeacondayJennoraterskinnyToniHubieMo
    • 587
    • RETWEETS
    FatStephenPrivateWolf_Jenny4ashleyRingingYogi______airwalk_11DaisyBuchanaliatiffdaniellDropsNoPanties
    hurlariousGreenSmoke_DukeOfOyl________kcountry627______HuttonGray
  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    Dear People Who Name and Shame When You Unfollow Them,

    I unfollowed because you're dull and unfunny. But well done for announcing it.

    • 1,136
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    jonvj2013fuzzlimeSissiSayJP_theAntiHeroDaisyBuchanaliaSarahABSaysDropsNoPantiesjus4golf
    • 465
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    SarahABSaysDropsNoPantiesjus4golffusedudeRealJinjaNinjakcMcCowgirlcarisa_keatingTheAlexNevil
    markboywonderStevie_TalkDukeOfOyl________llvvzzJust_Lee_1Xeriland
  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    Let's play that game where you tell me what I want to hear and I pretend to believe you.

    • 1,042
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    itsnotDeeDeeEuroMinxnigelgodwinemalhouDavidVM007AliffArshaddno42__hythemafia
    • 455
    • RETWEETS
    zTequilademonEuroMinxhythemafiahmvh_hmhockneyjus4golfUninsprdRTrlbmansour1KatieBurnett
    Bashfullsmilepayal_vSandyPeterzStevie_TalkJessObsessMyFairCharity__BradBroaddusnononowaityeahohwrigley________Midgetspar
  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    Young people want to look older. Old people want to look younger. And I just want to look like I know what I'm doing.

    • 903
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    adroitandadriftGetongaJP_theAntiHeroDaPhonzfailltweetChelsieJo39kisstheswitchmultiperv
    • 498
    • RETWEETS
    GetongazTequilademonChelsieJo39LoesfantasticoBook_KrazyEuroMinxLilliRachelhythemafia
    dirtyCDNbitchTeeter_TotterShortWhiteNUgly__Parentpains
  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    MEN WHO ACCUSE WOMEN OF NOT MAKING RATIONAL ARGUMENTS, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE...ooooh pretty shoes, I wonder if they're...mmmmchocolate

    • 914
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    fuzzlimeJP_theAntiHerojuicybolesRingingYogi______DaisyBuchanaliajus4golfKatieBurnettAKhrdkor
    • 429
    • RETWEETS
    fuzzlimejuicybolesIcyAndSpicyRingingYogi______Rangaspice12DaisyBuchanaliajus4golfAKhrdkor
    RikidusFloatersfinest
  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    Falling in love makes you do stupid things. Once I even got married.

    • 891
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    IcyAndSpicyRingingYogi______shaniam18airwalk_11jus4golfKatieBurnettfusedudeStephenBCramer
    • 425
    • RETWEETS
    RingingYogi______jus4golffusedudeemalhouStarksWeek__eerie_zeekcMcCowgirla_olivia4212
    Fat_berryIronWangNoorShammaCpez38
  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    1. Join social network
    2. Never be social ever again

    • 779
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    kamtweetingNerdDeeKiwijustadick72uesdaysgoneChristianPlantelife_suckerLockedUpQueenTruufff
    • 487
    • RETWEETS
    seducemaloufjustadick7zTequilademonTw0PennethJDL3000_chaniisAliEhsaanBrxkenWingz
    BruceForceJimmerThatisAlljimmy_sharpeMessJenkinsSquareKnight
  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    I say haha. He says lol. It’ll never work.

    • 797
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    SissiSayNerdDeeKiwiJP_theAntiHeroFatStephen2uesdaysgoneChristianPlanteTw0Pennethiam_kevdidit
    • 440
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    zTequilademonFatStephenTw0PennethRingingYogi______lynklaterWebbPaganfingerddsmidtrickkondell
    SharpeBytesrossbransonJazzzzzminabornmiserableLoli_Sugella__fraser
  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    Oh girls, it’s so easy to get a man to fall in love with you. Just be nice, give lots of blowjobs and hide the fact you’re entirely mental.

    • 788
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    adroitandadriftRingingYogi______jus4golfKatieBurnettRuckJGEriKaLMcLNotYoMamasMamafusedude
    • 400
    • RETWEETS
    RingingYogi______BlueSkiesCallinjus4golflbmansour1KatieBurnettfusedudeBrokenyegTallulahBent
    BillArrundaleTwinTwistedINandONyourMINDTHEBU_ZZEDakarmuttShrinkMediaAntiSemanticShwA_SmartAss
  • fluffysuse
      Fluffy Suse @fluffysuse

    Sometimes you just want someone to understand you, when you don't understand yourself.

    • 768
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    silent_musingsblurryfotoCopperheadSammihoneybadgerMelplumburChuryWutzMariahAnnCarneyjustadick7
    • 392
    • RETWEETS
    honeybadgerMelplumbursoul_to_squeezjustadick7GSHOK9AndTheEyesWinzTequilademonanonchronicles
    honeybadgerMelJP_theAntiHerothetobbieJustinCase1957MyRedHairIsRealLuvPugSupportPets_billymeetsworldvivalamoi448
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