Just so you know. THIS will be the start of the next decade. It WAS NOT last year!

Parallel lines have got so much in common.

It's a shame they'll never meet.

@officialrtwizz @mwatson91 It appears to be a fake Justin Lee Collins account set up to get followers and now for rtwizz :)

Dear Harlow, one thing you really lack are roundabouts, could you please invest in a few more #sarcasm

A fun guidebook from Google on things you've always wanted to know about browsers & the web: http://t.co/JqE2mAl

I have been listening to "Big Sean Feat Nicki Minaj – A$$ (Dance) (DIRTY) TRAYZE REMIX" http://t.co/p1BuB1OB

I have been listening to "Hyper Crush – Werk Me (Tony Arzadon Remix)" http://t.co/xS6H3wvZ

@sllungo RT @mashable Magic Chair Appears To Stand on One Leg [PICS] - http://on.mash.to/kxj7Ek

I think the fact that Nick Griffin wants #no2AV is a good enough reason to vote #yes2AV!

Am i watching the #royalwedding of #songsofpraise? #rw2011

@scienceporn Thanks NASA. No need to qualify @rachelcoleby1's naps.... now we'll never see her....

@smcs6 that's a mean of 2.6 a day. And applying pigeonhole principle at least 1 day with more than 3. Student harrassment enough I would say

@smcs6 to throw some maths in. Let's assume you only tweet on school days (there's 190 of those) and you have had the account for 2 years.

 http://yfrog.com/hw9t9ctpj  Uni Freebies. #RaspberryPi with keyboard, mouse, power adapter, usb, hdmi to DVI and Pi branded SD

@smcs6 well that's not bad. I don't think the students would be best pleased with 30 tweets a day.

Apparently I am the local soft drink shop for my flat :S This is what happens when you are stocking 55L of coke and 25L of lemonade.

@karanorton_x Well if ur that forward then I guess that cunt getting eaten. bet there are a lota guys who wanna lick ur plum in the evening.

Lecturer: "I have been through a lot of young girls" + Not sure that's what he meant to say....

Looks like they are diverting traffic off the motorway or maybe reducing lanes. The accident seems to have happened right before a slip road

2 more police. Can't be good whatever happened. :S anyone got more detail?