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Twitter is just like real life: everyone ignores me.
First Whitney then Rodney. I hear the KKK is going to give Water a lifetime achievement award.
I was happy when I saw that Nancy Grace is trending on Twitter.
Unfortunately, it appears she's still alive.
Chik-Fil-A's entire business consists of stuffing a piece of cock between two buns. #irony
Anyone who tells you they've never had an enema is full of shit.
#BlueberryOatmeal Looks the same going in as it does coming out. #ImLovinIt
I’ve been followed, unfollowed, starred, RTed, trophied, and blocked. All that’s left on my twitter bucket list is having a tweet stolen.
@rooshv @heartiste The truth about that false rape graphic going around. http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/5836/24675342.gif …
The top scams/lies we tell ourselves:
1. College is necessary
2. God loves America
3. Your vote matters
Looks like I picked the wrong week to debut my new video, “Jesus Shits on Muhammed.”
ATTENTION WOMEN WHO ARE DIETING: My penis is gluten free.
I want to thank every one of my followers who has favstar.fm for never giving me a trophy.
Wait, you mean dancing cheek-to-cheek has nothing to do with our bare asses?
I've never received a favstar trophy. I have, however, received actual trophies. #inbowling
Does anyone here want to Wang Chung tonight?