@brooklynbased FYI, tonight from 3-10 Fairway will donate 10% to scholarship fund in honor of slain NYPD Off. Figoski http://t.co/IVO0Kqjt

Just watched every ep of #Enlightened on @hbo in 2 days. Amazing recommendation as always from #bestshowwfmu

WELL I JUST FOUND OUT SOMEBODY I KNOW NAMED THEIR BABY GATSBY SO I'M DONE WITH THIS WEEK

Here's something I wrote about @blueapronmeals for @brooklynbased.  http://brooklynbased.net/blog/2013/02/homemade-without-the-hassle-testing-out-blue-apron/ …

Just rode bus thru traffic w/ 2 kids singing "Oh When the Saints Go Farting In" the whole time. Never stopped being funny to them or me.

Brand new bar on 5th and 14th called prospect. Huge space and backyard. @brooklynbased @outdoordrinks http://t.co/1v3WseE0

@nywriters because I am terrified that I might discover that I'm not actually any good at it #whyidontwrite

I've been laughing on the subway all week reading Tasteful Nudes by @mrdavehill. Release party tonight @bellhouseny http://t.co/a5yNSc8T

Everyone should stop what they are doing & listen to @manageradio, a new podcast by the funniest cats I know, @dianimalk and @murfmeyer

It will totes be worth interfering with law enforcement when your hilarious fake twitter acct lands you that job at the SNL writers table

To whoever allowed white chocolate/cranberry to become a Christmas cookie staple, thanks for ruining Christmas and cookies.

Here's something I wrote about Gerritsen Beach, an amazing BK community that is rebuilding after Sandy  http://brooklynbased.net/blog/2012/11/rebuilding-in-gerritsen-beach/ …

Boyf just did overnight shift volunteering at Park Slope Armory. They are over capacity at 500+ patients and need help! cc: @brooklynbased

Have basically eaten nonstop all day with sporadic yet very brief pauses. #TheFrankenstormFifteen

Combining my four loves: trivia, comedy, NPR, and beer. Ask Me Another is back at @bellhouseny starting Nov. 12: http://t.co/byvCDaiM

Hot Cheetos and Takis. . . http://t.co/kTjFaZyb

Hearing @scharpling making fun of Tyler Hansbrough is my favorite bday present #bestshowwfmu

Ugh, stop trying to make Hayden Panetierre happen.

Not sure what's more embarrassing for America- power outage during Super Bowl or that they won't stop saying NCIS is the country's #1 show.

You're in for a sweet Friday night when you realize you're still wearing your ID badge 3 hrs after you left the office