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BP wants Twitter to shut down a fake account mocking the oil company. Twitter wants BP to shut down the oil leak that’s ruining the ocean.
So FOX News is calling bike lanes "socialist"? Good, they can shut the fuck up when I ride in the middle of the car lanes, then.
I've said it before, but TODAY SUCKS LIKE A TYRANNOSAURUS TRYING TO FIELD GROUND BALLS.
If anyone tries to "reboot" The Goonies I swear I'm going to blow up the Hollywood sign.
Likewise. WTF? “@joemande: Jesus Christ, I’m in complete agreement with Glenn Beck. What is happening? https://twitter.com/glennbeck/status/325469588034838529 …”
Figured out a name if it’s a girl. Still no idea for a boy’s name.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
If Americans wanted Obamacare they would've elected him in 2012 when it was part of his platform.
Oh. Right, then.
Can't believe all the fireworks and beer drinking going down over the discovery of the Higgs boson. #ScienceFuckYeah
Looking forward to having health insurance again. Need some serious chiropractic work done. VA coverage doesn’t provide it.
Marketer, dad, and husband. Former font designer, now coaxing steel into bike shapes (@AthenaBikes). Frequent user of f-bomb.