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If it’s in Minneapolis and can be lit purple, I assure you: it’s lit purple.
I ALMOST WROTE A SENTENCE WITHOUT AN OXFORD COMMA WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME
So FOX News is calling bike lanes "socialist"? Good, they can shut the fuck up when I ride in the middle of the car lanes, then.
I've said it before, but TODAY SUCKS LIKE A TYRANNOSAURUS TRYING TO FIELD GROUND BALLS.
New U2 album to be given away "pro bono" on iTunes. Holy shit.
I'd like to think that if there's an afterlife, Prince is in the middle of unloading a huge guitar solo, and Hendrix is all, "Well FUCK ME."
Bicycles, self-improvement, and entrepreneurship, with a healthy serving of snark on the side. I'm Mr. Brightside.
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