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BP wants Twitter to shut down a fake account mocking the oil company. Twitter wants BP to shut down the oil leak that’s ruining the ocean.
So FOX News is calling bike lanes "socialist"? Good, they can shut the fuck up when I ride in the middle of the car lanes, then.
I've said it before, but TODAY SUCKS LIKE A TYRANNOSAURUS TRYING TO FIELD GROUND BALLS.
OH During Bruno Mars Halftime: “Is that the guy from CHiPs?”
If anyone tries to "reboot" The Goonies I swear I'm going to blow up the Hollywood sign.
AAPL is down $7 because a bunch of knuckle-dragging fratbro finance guys don't understand the difference between hardware and software.
Likewise. WTF? “@joemande: Jesus Christ, I’m in complete agreement with Glenn Beck. What is happening? https://twitter.com/glennbeck/status/325469588034838529 …”
Success kisses you in private; failure fucks you in public.
Figured out a name if it’s a girl. Still no idea for a boy’s name.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
And suddenly the @smartthings packages got more interesting -- https://shop.smartthings.com/#!/bundles/maker-kit … #arduino #makers
Crushed the interview. CRUSHED IT.
Congrats to my mom who retired 12 minutes ago after 30 years of service at the VA hospital!
Dad, Husband, Interactive Geek. Bicycles, written word, and beer. Bender Bending Rodriguez is my patronus.