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I ALMOST WROTE A SENTENCE WITHOUT AN OXFORD COMMA WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME
So FOX News is calling bike lanes "socialist"? Good, they can shut the fuck up when I ride in the middle of the car lanes, then.
I've said it before, but TODAY SUCKS LIKE A TYRANNOSAURUS TRYING TO FIELD GROUND BALLS.
New U2 album to be given away "pro bono" on iTunes. Holy shit.
As an avowed atheist I never thought I’d say this, but: FUCK YEAH POPE. http://ringoffireradio.com/2015/09/pope-rejects-lunch-with-boehner-pelosi-mcconnell-reid-why-he-will-be-luncheoning-with-the-homeless/ …
A group of toddlers is called a "migraine"...
"Toddler" comes from the Latin word "toddlus", which means "asshole."
OH During Bruno Mars Halftime: “Is that the guy from CHiPs?”
If anyone tries to "reboot" The Goonies I swear I'm going to blow up the Hollywood sign.
Things I fucking hate: racists, misogynists, homophobes, and people who abandon their pets without thought for their well-being.
Remember when @iamspecialized sued a bike shop over a TM they didn't own? Now they're ripping off @patiomensch. https://twitter.com/patiomensch/status/606480095927083008 …
Sci-fi dork that rides bicycles, drinks beer, and raises two boys. Mac OS X. Cats. Game night. Vikings football. Self-improvement.
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