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BP wants Twitter to shut down a fake account mocking the oil company. Twitter wants BP to shut down the oil leak that’s ruining the ocean.
So FOX News is calling bike lanes "socialist"? Good, they can shut the fuck up when I ride in the middle of the car lanes, then.
I've said it before, but TODAY SUCKS LIKE A TYRANNOSAURUS TRYING TO FIELD GROUND BALLS.
If anyone tries to "reboot" The Goonies I swear I'm going to blow up the Hollywood sign.
Likewise. WTF? “@joemande: Jesus Christ, I’m in complete agreement with Glenn Beck. What is happening? https://twitter.com/glennbeck/status/325469588034838529 …”
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
Can't believe all the fireworks and beer drinking going down over the discovery of the Higgs boson. #ScienceFuckYeah
Wait. Wait wait wait....Tupac DIED?
Any intelligent species that develops pornography will eventually develop an Internet to distribute it.
Former font designer, turned bike builder (@AthenaBikes). Dad, husband, marketer. Geeky. Beer snob. Cheez-Its are my kryptonite.