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Don't usually like to give anyone the opportunity to waste my time twice
If you heat your hot water or coffee in the microwave, you disgust me
I am craving bacon covered duck
Happy alentines ay for those not getting the V or the D
This is the best advice Ive ever given
If you need to get things done in your car and you don't wanna pull over. I know just the intersection that lasts forever
It seems like my father has arrieved at the age where I need to inform him whether someone is male or female
If ignorance is bliss, more people should be happy
There is a clear difference between lonely & alone. Alone is when you masturbate & lonely is when you masturbate using your tears as lube.
My absence was like when Moses went up the mountain for the 10 commandments & people stopped following him to follow other Twitter profiles
Durring my social media absence I did just fine... Only two dead hookers and one asshole in my basement. So HA!
They might want to see you do well, but never better than Them... Remember that.
Ugly sneakers make me mad
Here's to staying brashy & keeping it awkward. Linking you to web recommendations & whats in my head. This isn't just a lifestyle stream, it's a survival trait