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Farmville is this century's mullet; our first great digital albatross.
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ninjabot
Sushi special:
The Cleveland Roll: mayonnaise, waleye, and horseradish served on a chipped plate
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ninjabot
@michaelcoyote you drink like a southern plantation owner.
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footprintInSpam
Sir Binks-a-Lot

#starwarsbandnames
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footprintInSpam
I have documented footage of old men playing "Fuck the Police" outside a police station while riding pink bikes.

Ridaz!!!!
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footprintInSpam
"This porridge is too hot!"

"This bed is too soft!"

"This sex is too fast!"

Goldilocks.

Worst. Date. Ever. (via @sween)
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ninjabot
Michael Jackson.

Michael Jackson.

Michael Jacks...

- me chickening out in a mirror
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footprintInSpam
Now following my buddy Joe Cicman from Columbus, OH. He is @footprintInspam and a really unique characer. (via @matzeller) 2 all da doubters
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footprintInSpam
Song: dum dada dum
Vic: hey, this is David Bowie
Me: no, this is the abomination
Song: alright stop, collaborate and listen
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footprintInSpam
"Seriously, what's the difference between peeing in the ocean when you're in it as opposed to peeing off the dock?"
- @mehere
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ninjabot
I was a PC. I programmed VB thick clients, VC++ COM Objects, and HTML. I am BLOWN AWAY by XCode. I'm a Mac. That's it - end of story....
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eschaton
I think I'm successful...I've been sued twice before the age of 36.
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ninjabot
@hotdogsladies It's been fun, but I can't follow you anymore. It's too desperate of me to have you on my list knowing full well you quit.
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hotdogsladies
@mehere "The Beige One With the Turquoise Ball" is my favorite Hungarian erotic feature film. Are you finding it on BetaMax?
@footprintInSpam in reply to mehere
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ninjabot
You know you're cool and interesting when tiny Internet companies follow your Twitter.
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linademartinez
again, getting tripped up by a news headline reading about the Los Angeles Police Department and thinking they are talking about LDAP
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mehere
thinking about a new service called Twatter where you report on the pornography you're looking at
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footprintInSpam
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