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What do I put if I'm half-man, half-machine? #realcensus
Chocolate milk is for closers.
10% of Microsoft Employees Using iPhones: The Wall Street Journal over the weekend profiled iPhone usage among emp... http://bit.ly/9a0LWk
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Our 4-year-old son is supposed to be sleeping, but instead he's lying in bed alone singing "5 dollar foot long."
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Tools build productivity like keyboards build software.

Just means to an end—useless w/o care, skills, and actual work.
I just pissed next to Tom Selleck.
Some mornings I just don't feel like getting drunk and throwing garbage at passing cars but who am I to question God's plan.
Corey Haim has died.

Somewhere, Ben Affleck awakens in a cold sweat.
Whenever I watch porn, I can't help but think how that hamster is somebody's daughter. Or son. It's hard to tell. OMG am I a gay??
Is it essentially a 2010's thing to copy your google cal, by hand, on to your paper calendar in the kitchen?
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I totally have these three Thai restaurants fooled that I don't eat Thai food every night.
Spotted a homeless man w/ a coat around his shoulders & full-on James Brown hair. He's the hardest working man in no-business.
"Any idea u might have, it's a pretty good bet 5 othr ppl have a similar 1. At that point it becomes abt who executes it 1st." Adam Glickman
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Having cybrasex on the intranet.
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Wait so they fired Andy Richter too??
People sending you money out of the blue is always a pleasant surprise.
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Enroute to the #TerraDome to ride with Phil and Joel. #bmx #flatland
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Showering on the weekend like I think I'm better than other people.
I just heard about chatroulette, which means its already lame. Its what senators will be doing at the next state of the union address.
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Mall juxtaposition: VS announces that "sexy is back," whilst weebles at Auntie Anne's Pretzels announce "the butter goes with the caramel!"
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