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This is how I relate to kids (complaining about how much homework they have):
"hey kid, cancer won't cure itself. You gotta bust ass"
"hey kid, cancer won't cure itself. You gotta bust ass"
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I have documented footage of old men playing "Fuck the Police" outside a police station while riding pink bikes.
Ridaz!!!!
Ridaz!!!!
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"This porridge is too hot!"
"This bed is too soft!"
"This sex is too fast!"
Goldilocks.
Worst. Date. Ever. (via @sween)
"This bed is too soft!"
"This sex is too fast!"
Goldilocks.
Worst. Date. Ever. (via @sween)
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Now following my buddy Joe Cicman from Columbus, OH. He is @footprintInspam and a really unique characer. (via @matzeller) 2 all da doubters
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Song: dum dada dum
Vic: hey, this is David Bowie
Me: no, this is the abomination
Song: alright stop, collaborate and listen
Vic: hey, this is David Bowie
Me: no, this is the abomination
Song: alright stop, collaborate and listen
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"Seriously, what's the difference between peeing in the ocean when you're in it as opposed to peeing off the dock?"
- @mehere
- @mehere
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I was a PC. I programmed VB thick clients, VC++ COM Objects, and HTML. I am BLOWN AWAY by XCode. I'm a Mac. That's it - end of story....
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@hotdogsladies It's been fun, but I can't follow you anymore. It's too desperate of me to have you on my list knowing full well you quit.
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@mehere "The Beige One With the Turquoise Ball" is my favorite Hungarian erotic feature film. Are you finding it on BetaMax?
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again, getting tripped up by a news headline reading about the Los Angeles Police Department and thinking they are talking about LDAP
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