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this year i'm dressed as Sexy KRS-One
MOMA Rain Room a 3-4hour wait? No thanks it's already a rain room out here
Tweet #1 "lets ban guns" tweet #2 "I really loved django" - y'all
What I'm doin? Just thinking about how much I hate when italians pronounce Mozzarella "MUDZAREL"
BEST TRACKLIST NAMES EVER RT“@vondecarlo: PATRICE O'NEAL #UNRELEASED http://thelaughbutton.com/news/patrice-oneal-album-released-august-20th-listen-track/?output=html&androidapp=1&ap=1&wizi_ver=2.0.6 …”
Til my phone can turn on my AC 20 mins before I get home, we ain't in the future man
Sometimes I just hail cabs and walk away, to make up for the times they don't stop for my black friends. #friend
#FF my friend Mark from Boston.
Wonder how many times jay electronics verse has been cut off half way today?
You think Jesus Christ told people about gorillas and pandas and just blew motherfuckers minds?
"I know u pregnant, but that ass pregnant too" is good pick up line 4 pregnant hoes
"what the fuck are those little boxes?" - people with out iphones.
Hey Pizza place, quit it with leaving the menu at my door, I know what you have SLICES AND GARLIC KNOTS FOR DAYS.
"must bring my provisions to the bar!"- people with backpacks
Hate how British people are always favouriting tweets
Had to delete a previous tweet regarding homelessness and pants due to a spelling error. English is not my first language fucking sue me