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Maybe the reason people are overweight in America is because burgers are 99 cents and salads are 4 dollars.
To anyone that has ever been in love with me and those that eventually will. I'm sorry.
If it wasn't for tattoos, 99% of my friends would never get laid.
Black Friday. Because in America it's ok to camp on the street for greed and consumerism but it's not ok to do for democracy and justice.
4/21, National Surprise Drug Testing Day.
I found me when I lost you.
Caffeine is proof that God loves us and wants us to pay attention.
Just downloaded to pizza delivery apps if you guys wanted to know how my sex life is going.
Listening to U2 pandora radio was the worst decision I've ever made in my life. And I've smoked crack.
The worst thing you can do for someone is something they can do for themselves.
Google search "goats screaming like humans". You're welcome.
I need to lose ten pounds in the next three hours.
from homeless drug addict with not a dollar to my name to one of the hottest LA artists with a paying career in ONE yr. Do not doubt me.
Stress is caused by giving a fuck.
How did the hipster burn his lip? He ate pizza before it was cool.
Watching the new Kanye West video was the worst decision I've ever made in my life. And I've smoked crack.
Three billion images on the Internet and an egg is your profile picture.
Artist, comedian and unicorn. I live in LA and my butt itches.