Fun fact: if you boil tortellini at a high temperature for too long, they'll explode and you'll be left weeping gently over their remains.

My favorite part of the Iliad is when the river asks Achilles to calm the fuck down because it's being completely clogged by corpses.

Flansburgh: "This is a song about a doctor who thinks he's a worm." Linnell: "It's called Worm Doctor."

"I didn't recognize you. I thought you'd be eating a bowl of cereal." - @arkapain

Somebody took my seat in class today and there were like 11 other open seats but I left instead because fuck everything, etc.

This paper is supposed to be about the differences between the Iliad and Troy but instead it's about how much I fucking hate Achilles.

I just shook hands with @arkapain and @htpo and now I'm tweeting about it

@htpo I KNOW I SEE YOU I'M UP FRONT! In the clothes! And polka-dot headband!

@htpo I keep leering at Arka, he doesn't notice/is afraid

so they all get crammed into this paper about Penelope, which quickly devolved into me hurling crude epithets at Menelaus

Summary of the Odyssey in less than 140 characters: everybody cries a lot. Odysseus kills some dudes, then sleeps with his wife. The end.

Also Flans was making jokes about nude puppets and he started stripping his puppet, IT WAS PRETTY PROVOCATIVE GUYS

Grown woman wearing an Invader Zim t-shirt. Ok.

LOOK AT THOSE MOTHERFUCKING DOLPHINS

Is cookie dough an acceptable dinner for cats

(my second favorite part is when Athena punches Aphrodite's boobs)

John Flansburgh walking down 43rd Street, mumbling incoherently to himself. Best band member sighting.

And Flans said "no, lady, it's not CUTE, it's FUCKING SAD."

I hope that part is in the movie.

I guess @justinbieber is too busy kite boarding to @reply me :(