@gruber Siri, you’re gold. http://t.co/DAjhfaFV

Completely missed whatever happened on Twitter. No one tell me. Because I don't care.

@gruber I think Jony Ive got sick of his phone looking better when it was off.

My roommate is listening to @roderickon in the shower. He will one day be a United States Senator. I'm so sorry.

YOUR. POOR.

YOUR poor.

Run and grab @propellerheadsw's Figure app. Reason-based music creation for short idle times. Amazing start. http://t.co/jL1kvaEK

Enough with the fucking shooting people.

Walk through door, pants come off.

Glad the book I want to write is about food and television and office supplies and masturbation.

Otherwise I'd never get any writing done.

Note to self: eat more than coffee.

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Apparently, there's a diet where you just drink Jamba Juice. So, it's good to know that people are still complete idiots.

Remember that the faceless internet properties which anger you are made by human people with feelings.

I sure need to once in a while.

"Make terrible, crazy, destructive decisions and um, write about it I guess?" should not be a creative process.

On the real...I love you guys.

@mrhoratiosanz well at least when he’s doing that, he isn’t making music.

Try judging nothing for a day. Not others, not circumstances, especially not yourself.

See how that feels for once.

I may be a human disaster, but I’m not a nightmare and I smell good, and I have feelings.

Mitt Romney is the kind of person that would pay 10 million dollars to hunt a human.