Tight Jeans Full Hearts Can't Lose!

Adding to the list of things my friends would buy me if they truly knew me: Hulkamania tshirt.

Ken Burns on the C train! I'm totally slow panning the still photo of this moment.

The week where everyone I thought was dead actually died. RIPs

Ever get the desire to post "I don't like you" on someone's Facebook wall? Nah, me either

When I forget to bring a present or when I forget your birthday all together please remember all the great links I've sent on the regs.

Seriously New York, can I please go a day without seeing a dick in public?

I can't tell if the woman sitting behind me keeps smelling me or has a cold.

My brother in law's family has a dessert referred to as White Trash and is just about the most delicious thing I've ever put in my mouth.

Think of the sound of someone slowly stirring wet bowtie pasta but turned up to 11.

It terrifies me to think when I fall asleep in public places, like this Maryland bound bus, I'm making gross mouth noises the entire time.

I bet I'd get a lot more compliments if more people were familiar with the word "swoll"

When baking its best to go for comedy over flavor

Turns out not everyone appreciates ironic lubricant.

Watching a woman gag after catching me eat hardboiled eggs on the subway platform. #justanothermanicmonday

Mark this day in the Win column for using the word "flouncey" in a work meeting.

Everyone has an old Gap bag they keep all their financial paperwork in and refers to it as their "future bag" right?

Two emo guys from the 90s walk into a party...@erikprice

I wish I could tap into the mind of this mustachioed 14 year old chowing down on a corndog in the middle of Penn station.

The Venn diagram overlap of meatheads and the unloved exists in NYSC tonight.