Whats a kik? takes another bite of meat pie...

I dont get People who are so #narcissistic they even love People hating them #oddball !

“@sameblacklist: I'll pay you to watch me eat.”only if u do it nervouslike

Lazyness and ego do not a good Man make

“@captainsidcup: I need/Iwant/I must have/You.”so much love! 

“@classy_cassy89: Your map is on the way.”as long as it doesnt have direction In it boom tish

“@oldcrock69: I want to live to an age where i am a complete burden and terrible annoyance to everyone around me.”might not have long 2 w8!!

I love how old People talk its like whispertalk!

Sometimes i think u want me to be perfect sometimes i know u need me to be always i know i cannot be 

Rocket fart! Poot 

“@_prozach74: Sometimes your demons and addictions are the most loyal friends you have in life.”sometimes worst enemies and they friends !

When did the word #troll become #popular

#creepers men who just watch instead of Intelligently avoid ur gentle disgust

I've eaten so much cake and worn so much make up this week they should call me the cakey monster!

#Australia politics like mean girl movie at the moment very entertaining

I'm a serial spring cleaner

Swearing indicates intense lack of vocab 'nerd'

“@chopper4jk: Fuck anyone else that doesn’t like you…You’re perfect just the way you are.”or don't f them better 4 self esteem 

“@sharpcoupe: #excellentwords discombobulated”best ever!!

“@captainsidcup: #ICantDateSomeoneThat doesn't share my love for bacon.”awesome just had a rasher mmmmm bacon 