feels like the theme is getting total cunts covering classic songs... #closingceremony

@blackbear9oo1 one of my followers just sent me this pic.twitter.com/Emft5XEKFg so thats pretty much all you need to know then haa...

@trismac I have literally never seen a film critic who wasnt fat.

rolling stones should of played this #closingceremony

sporty spice looks like she could take a dick #closingceremony

Just bought @nationallampoon Christmas vacation! Tonight will be good

every time i see leo dicaprio in the papers hes on a yaught with some unbelievable bird... what a hero

My dad dresses like Cam from modern family

lookin at the size of her, i think kim kardashians babys actually already 8 years old

I'd love a game of heads down thumbs up! Was the highlight of my school life 😊

@trismac you guys are gonna need wider doors soon

@trismac you would think i would know that considering this is the 5th set ive lost this year.. (its april)

#footietears best night ever.... #rangers pic.twitter.com/0fjac2Q3ge

"@daftlimmy I'm off for a wander. But where?" hopefully north korea ya spazzy

Hate when my maw gives me juice in a normal cup. WANTED IT IN MA NACHO NOVO CUP FS

@trismac wow a tartan box... We don't even get those hahaha!

@trismac always wondered why they do...

My brothers spent 150 quid buying new copies of FIFA cause he keeps chuckin them out the window when he gets beat #warmer

Snow in march.. starting to think this global warming pish is all patter #hurryupsummer

Neil Lennon wearing a suit= a polished shite #lol